What would you do if you had a Neuralyzer?

What would you do if you had a Neuralyzer?

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Commit lots of armed robberies

I'd zap myself and become a fucking retard.

I would become a rapper

you need to have the time to pull it out before being shot

rape

Investigate aliens

Okay go into store take what I want and flash everyone as I leave

I would try every pick up line possible with every woman I meet and see their reactions.

After getting the rape out of my system I would probably erase some games and movies from my head to make them feel new again.

>you are not a woman
>*flash*
>’why am I wearing womens clothes?’

Why not just skip that part entirely
>Zap a hot 10/10 Thot
>"You DO want to fuck me so bad, and without limits"

>go to the sushi store down the road which i hate
>order the cheapest thing on the menu
>pay with with a single $100 note
>receive $95 in change
>flash the cashier with the neuralyser
>"hey dude you forgot to give me my change"
>he hands me another $95
>flash him again
>"hey dude you forgot to give me my change"
and repeat until the register is empty

I would probably randomly flash people on the street and make them forget everything about their families and jobs.

I'd say the n-word to black people.

try my best to run into very rich people, flash them, and then tell them to transfer their money into my bank account. also sex.

Devious

i'd flash dogs in people's front yards so they forget they're domesticated and start mauling their owners

Have you guys even watched Men In Black?
All that thing does is erasing memory. You can't control people with it.

Based.
Fuck dog owners.

Pic related but change the word "Dates"

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rape

Bro have you?
>go out, buy yourself some clothes, and hire an interior decorator
>move out of your mom's house and take your girlfriend on vacation

doesnt he tell people what to do sometimes? Like love each other or some BS.

eh, I guess you're right.

That is a fascinating notion now that you bring it up... you could set up specific situations and her look of horror would be fresh each time...

linda fiorentino specifically