How would you make a sequel to The Thing

The isolation is a big part of why the film works so well. The cast NEEDS to be cut off from the rest of the world for whatever reason. Maybe you could work a quarantine angle into it somehow?

The site is visited the next week after the events of The Thing happened because no one's picking up the phone.

Then some guys arrive, find McReady and the black guy frozen to death and everything exploded and burnt. They put the bodies in the helicopter to bring them to the morgue in another near base and leave. Then some exposition happens and we get to know the new characters and shit. At the morgue some guy is checking the bodies when suddenly the THING does its thing and assimilates him.

But now it is more clever, it waits and waits (this is the boring part, it will be critizcised when it comes out but will be praised 10 years later by retarded cult followers in Any Forums) nothing happens, maybe a homosex scene and then.. the Dr. 6 month's shift ends and is recalled back home.

There he arrives to his home and finds his wife having sex with another man, they both see him and panic and are a bit uncomfortable because of the situation, but he just smiles and in terrifying form assimilates them.

As it is now a sequel we need a new power, so The Thing now can separate and make new things we see this first with the patient 0 family then with his Dr. Collegues. By now the Thing has become pretty smart and has reached the right places in the right spots, now has control of the media, the science and military.

>Thingier
>More Things

Soon it starts making mandates on a new vaccine to cure Cancer or some shit and every one wants it because cancer = bad. But it's just concentrated Thing juice. Soon lots of people get assimilated except vaxxtards who refuse it but it is too late, they are rounded up by normal looking military men that put them in concentration camps to eat them.

By now it has complete control of the US, the president is one of the Things and starts appearing on tv making threats and going to war over petty shit. Then a full nuclear war happens and everything is lost. We see the good MC and his girl alone at the top of a hill, fade to black and a single gunshot is heard leaving the audience to piece together the clues left over the film to guess WHO WAS THING???

Thing on a Spring

>Thing Twice
The Thing infiltrating a K-pop group would be hilarious.