The charges officer?

>The charges officer?

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Zip up, grandma.

$250 for full service is what i charge maam

arent you a forward young man

her voice in The Fog was definitely her best performance

uh 2 for being based

She's the chick from escape from New York yeah? If I was a cop, I would've let a girl like that get away with a speeding ticket or two.

I ain't no simp, ma'am

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simp

John Carpenter got to motorboat these. My man.

highly based

Motorboating is the lowest form of sex.

when i decide to end it all and march into the cold forest to die of exposure, i hope the last thing i see before the end is a big old pair of plump titties pressed up against my face

>You're far below minimum weight.

Any woman less than 300 pounds is not being fed enough.

>Motorboating
>form of sex
I've had sex???

motorboating is pushing your nose in between tits right? Why? At least footfags I can respect somewhat.

It becomes better as the breasts become larger. Past M-cups is especially good.

I WILL RETURN FOR YOU AFTER THE RACE!

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I've got a friend who's been asking his wife to milk his prostate for years. She always refuses. She'll buy him a switch and swallow his load but no prostate milking or anal sex involved.
>The ass is a one way street
she tells me. To top it all of she's a nurse. She should be into kinky shit, you know?

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If she's not into it she's not into it.
He should respect that and just get himself a vibrator if he wants it so bad.

butt stuff is faggot shit. she knows this instinctively.

dubs of wisdom

your friend is gay, if he exists. you are gay, if he doesn't.

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