ITT: closeted actors

>launch your career as a teen heart throb in the 90s
>being gay would be a death sentence, so you hide your sexuality and hire publicists/agents to feed stories of you being a pussy bound to tabloids
>by the time you become a respected actor and society becomes more accepting of gays you are so famous that coming out would be such a massive story that it would cloud and diminish any future film you make
>can’t hire women to pretend to be your girlfriend/wife because if it went south they could write a best-selling tell all about your gayness or do a TMZ interview for north of $1,000,000
>you are forced to lie to your girlfriends and act like you are straight and sexually attracted to them
>so you only date women in their early twenties so when you inevitably break up they have the whole rest of their life ahead of them, more than enough to time to move on from you and find happiness
>only outlet for your homosexual urges is climate activism

Leo has a tough life but he’s really made the best of it

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>so you only date women in their early twenties so when you inevitably break up you have the excuse of "she got too old for me
You had one job

that’s the public excuse, I’m describing why he does it as an empathetic gay man

He fucks toby on the side

Leo fucks 23 year old models flying around on his private jets while eating whatever he wants... yet here you are, making threads on Any Forums...

LEO NEEDS HAM

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I know. I wouldn’t wish his life on my worst enemy

I'd rather be on Any Forums than ruining my mental health by fucking multiple women.

It's simply Peter Pan syndrome. He doesn't want to grow up. And why should he? He gets to fuck a cavalcade of twenty year old models every week. Eventually fear of death will hit him and he'll take the first model he has a conversation with and mistakes for a connection, impregnate her and live out his remaining life as Jack Nicholson.

Honestly.. with his status he can do better than her. She looks kinda old too, what's going on with that?

Not sure about her age but she looks like she's in her 30's

30s would still be too young for him.

She’s 24, you probably just look really young for your age (a sign of being a incel)

"Incels" look old for their age. That's why they're ugly. Balding, nasolabial folds, lost fat in the cheeks, small eyes, droopy nose tip, etc.
Also, using the word incel is rape, because pressuring people to have sex is rape, and bullying people for not having sex is pressuirng them to have sex.

>doing a Brando

Eh, Nicholson did it better

even when they are balding and have those other features they still look like 12 year old boys

incels typically look pre-to-mid pubescent and undernourished

>only outlet for your homosexual urges is climate activism
And fucking a neverending dose of 20 somethings.
My only outlet for my shitty life is playing videogames, I say Leo does pretty fucking good.

He probably has a contract with different modeling agencies/model who pay him a cut.They get more exposure better rates be it for jobs be it as models, influencers or for yachtinvg/high end escorting for sheikhs or starfuckers.

>it's another episode of user having a homoerotic fueled schizo rambling
Kino

>roasties hate leo because he only fugs roasties also hate leo because he literally listens to music and vapes while models ride his cock
>fitcels hate leo because he's skinny fat
>incels hate leo because he's rich, successful and bangs models everyday
leos only problem is he makes everybody seethe across the retarded normie spectrum

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posting in sneed threads is far better for your mental health than fucking a beautiful models while being a mutli millionaire and being able to drop them like a bag of shit if they start being annoying

Says the closeted woman hating homosexual from pol

>be OP
>make up things with your imagination because you have no social life
>post it on 4channel