>ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul ash nazg thrakatulûk...
Jace Fisher
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Liam Flores
Nicholas Cook
Owie not the black tongue...
Gabriel Taylor
Why didn’t the eagles take the ring to mount doom?
Ethan Murphy
Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here in 4Chadris!
Samuel Thomas
so uh, what happens when you put it on your cock? it magically changes it's size to fit things right?
Jeremiah Martin
they would have been shot down
Christopher Richardson
because they didn't want to meddle in the low affairs of niggers, faggots and manlets
Jaxson Edwards
it rottens your skin, an it eventually becomes a gollum-like cock
Christian Moore
>why didn't they try sneaking these massive birds into mordor?
Matthew Jenkins
Too busy being eagles and being awesome
Luis Lopez
Tyler Wright
What did Aragorn mean by this?
Anthony Robinson
>it just makes you invisible
Why was everyone acting like it would win a war?
Alexander Clark
the orc iron dome
Eli Kelly
He did figure out that they were going to destroy the ring, but only at the last second when Frodo gets to Mt. Doom. If the eagles, known agents of Valinor, and friends of Gandalf were flying to Mt. Doom, as opposed to some insignificant midgets that deserve as much attention as a rat, he would have figured it out sooner and stopped them. He does know that a halfling is holding the ring at some point, but he assumes it's Pippin, because he can't believe that Gandalf would let the ring out of his reach. Throughout the whole story he thinks Gandalf is going to try to use the ring against him at some point, and in using it fall into it's trap, bringing it back to Sauron.
Levi Thomas
>Followed by a hard cut to credits rolling to this
Nicholas Roberts
Que?
Robert Martinez
For me, its ashen cold
Jayden Richardson
i hate you
Aaron Martinez
>every other word is "ash" or "agh"
wow, great language tolkein
Brandon Lopez
It magnifies whatever power you innately have, i.e. Hobbits are good at not being seen
Joshua Myers
How the fuck did they know what a menu was?
Henry Wilson
>every other word is "a" or "the"
Wow, great language England
Jayden Wilson
Easiest answer is that Sauron was expecting something like that so the fellowship hatched a plan in which Aragon and company would essentially larp as Isildur and do a big retarded assault to distract Saruon. While Saruon would think that Aragon is trying to use the ring to fight him, Frodo and Sam would sneak to Mt. Doom and toss it into the lava.
Justin Ward
btfo
Kevin Cruz
But in the extended cut you see Isildur put it on and he turns invisible.
Justin Williams
Sauron didn't even consider the possibility that anyone would try to destroy it because he rightly believed that anyone who had the ring would be corrputed by it before they could do anything else, and the only reason it even was eventually destroyed was by accident because of gollum. If gollum hadn't been there, frodo would had gutted Sam and been captured by the nazgul.
Michael Gutierrez
Isildur was a hobbit okay
Alexander Gray
Mordorniggers be like
Camden Young
the ring pulls you into the spirit realm (making you disappear) unless you're sauron
the only people who thought it was useful were being influenced by the ring to think that way
Joshua Williams
I think that making everyone invisible/in another dimension was a stylistic choice in order to stop anyone from saying "WELL WHY DOESNT (insert character) PUT IT ON AND BECOME GOKU!"
Hudson Long
>What can you see? Can you see anything?
>Nothing ... there's nothing. Wait...
>...there are markings.
>It's some form of Hebrew. I can't read it.
Carter Bell
I don't listen to hip-hop.