*disrupts your movie marathon*
*disrupts your movie marathon*
Jaxon Long
Jason James
I assume you're Australian
Josiah King
Just put up a mosquito net if you're that much of a third worlder.
Gabriel Thomas
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Oliver Jenkins
Little bastard is pirating my blood
Ian Sanders
but they're everywhere
>move to alaska to escape mosquitoes
>surely they can't live in the arctic, right?
Isaiah Sanchez
Right but not all year long. Its summer in Australia.
Daniel Rodriguez
>disrupts
unless...
Austin Butler
>that’s an awfully nice kino you’re watching, bet it’d be even nicer… with Lyme disease
Adrian Mitchell
moved the wrong direction. northeastern US doesn't have as many large animals for them to eat or untended lakes so they completely disappear in the winter. they're barely a problem in the summer, either, honestly.
Carter James
Why dont they just grow corn? Maybe hunt an elephant once a month for God's sake
This is literally EAT THE BUGS
Jeremiah Myers
>trying to watch kino in my mommy's living room while she's on vacation
>fucking 'squito's all over me
>go to petsmart
>buy two frogs to deal with my squiter problem
>come back over a week later
>*ribbeting intensifies*
>fucking frogs everywhere
>trying to watch master and commander but I can't hear over all the ribbets
>go back to petsmart
>try to offer them 500 frogs
>nope.jpg
>quickly google "what eats frogs" on my phone
>fine I say, I'll just have two otters then
>dump the frogs off my mom's house
>she's coming home in two weeks
>come back over in 12 days
>house is full of fucking otters
>google "what eats otters"
>call petsmart
>"do you guys sell bears?"
I just wanted to watch master and commander on mommy's oled wtf do I do?
Jason Hall
There was this little thing that happened called the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade, user. It has impacted blacks socioecinomically and they lack the resources to do such things until we have global equity. How do you expect them to do things like invent the wheel when there was slavery in America and their diet consists largely of lead paint chips? Do a little critical thinking. It's called being a decent human being.
Nathaniel Murphy
Pretty decent b8 I almost got annoyed.
Nicholas Moore
hah
Anthony Robinson
Lincoln Ross
good pasta
William Morris
Why are you watching movies in the middle of a forest
Adrian Fisher
They legit never touch me. There's a compound in certain blood types that makes you appealing to female mosquitos who feast on you. I don't have it. I can't even consider them a pest.
Austin Allen
this pic triggered my tick PTSD
i had to move to a part of the country where there are no ticks or mosquitos
Andrew Cooper
haha yeah, i used to be immune to poison oak until the one time i wasn't anymore and got it so bad it triggered a permanent auto immune skin condition
haha