”Actually, I don’t have Netlfix.”

>”Actually, I don’t have Netlfix.”
>He selects the Criterion Channel

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>He proceeds to select 120 Days of Sodom on Criterion Channel

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>he puts some old black and white Japanese movie on

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She’s being paid by the hour. She could at least try to enjoy it. No wonder hookers get murked so much.

I’m tall and handsome so women let me do whatever I want.

>same joke recycled for the chudtillionth time
have sex

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What if I’m not handsome but I’m over six feet tall with a seven inch penis?

>invite thot for Netflix n chill
>put on Shudder Italian giallos
>thot doesn't get them
Theory confirmed. Another successful scientific experiment.

Penis size doesn’t really help you unless you can get local girls to start a rumor about it because otherwise nobody is gonna know about it until you’re already in bed anyway. The height should help a good bit though. Get a good haircut, take care of your skin, and dress cool and you can trick girls into thinking your handsome even if you aren’t. Same as makeup for women. Maybe grow a beard if your face is especially appalling.

there's literally nothing on netflix though

Literally, huh? So if I go on Netflix right now, it will just be a blank page?

yes

>4 hour Flat Earth kinos you say?
>no problem!

>Virgins actually piss and shit themselves over a girl's opinion

>”Actually, I don’t have Netlfix.”
>goes to his bluray collection

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Women don't have opinions.

>I don't have Disney+ but tell me what you wanna watch and I'll torrent it quickly

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So then why do virgins piss and shit themselves over crap women say?

What's up with girls and netflix? There's nothing good there in the last 4 years.

Because you believe the strawman in your head is real.

womemes are the most FOMO-ridden NPCs to ever exist.

Thinking all women are the same is the ultimate virgin cope. The truth is most people in general are idiots but there are outliers in every group. Until you can accept that you’ll always be bitter.

Too bad nothing you said has anything to do with what he said.

lmao, you white knight NPCs might be worse though.

go to the gym with one of those minuscule jogging shorts and get on the leg press machine, women will notice

lol simp