What would you say to Chris Hansen if you were caught on To Catch A Predator?

What would you say to Chris Hansen if you were caught on To Catch A Predator?

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Wipe off my face. "Why don't you have a seat over here?"

I'm dyslexic... I thought she said she was 41

im a huge fan and i knew it was him

Im just here to fix the refrigerator

you're cappin, on god i wasn't gonna do anything

All according to the keikaku. They dont call us predators for nothing.

See I calls ya Chris handsome

I'd just shoot him with my net gun then engage my cloaking device and leave with my condoms and taco bell.

>i was gonna tell her to stay off the app
>i didn't think she was actually underage
>i wasn't gonna do anything
>i thought it was a setup
>there is no underage girl
>talking isnt illegal
>those pics and chat logs arent mine

You say you knew it was tcap and you just wanted to be on tv

>Oh no, I ain't come lookin' for no little boys.
>I came here lookin' for man's butt.

Ask him for his autograph and act like I was in on the sting the whole time and went along with it just to meet him.

I knew you'd be here! Haha what a great ruse this all was!

I must go shopping

Only thing to do is just walk out the second you see him. Give them absolute minimum footage and hopefully no memes unless of course you came in dressed like a full on cowboy

Bruh your straight cappin fr fr 100 on God I'm just tryina hit up some bussin ass thotties who be sussy aged is all no cap senpai. This is getting cringe so im bout to uhhhhhhhhhhh head out and I oop

i was just going to the beach...

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I likes you.
and I wants you.

Don't that chat log look dusty...

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I think about the phrase "That would be the cleanest, best pleasure" a lot in my life. It has always stuck with me.

Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, it don't make me no difference

You’re pretty much fucked as soon as you walk in. The decoys don’t invite people over unless they’ve already engaged in some type of illegal conversation.

They invited a few people over who were really vague with what they wanted to do

you have to be as vague as possible
there was one guy who did that and while he still went to jail it wasn't for trying to solicit sex and he didn't have to register as a sex offender

Kek

Or you could just be like "slave2mistresses" and flee to your home country of Jordan, never to be seen again