>make a new TCM movie
>don’t include any of the other Sawyers except for Leatherface
How do they keep fucking up with this franchise?
Netflix’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Adam Lopez
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Camden Butler
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God it looks so bad
Dylan Evans
>“Try anything and you’re canceled, bro”
Thanks, I hate it.
Chase Perry
How the fuck do you not find a literally retarded, screeching, heavy-set man that wears human faces as a mask for over 50 years?
Jackson Price
The person whose job it is to find him is a woman, this isn’t shocking.
Landon Jackson
Kek
Mason Cruz
Focusing on just Leatherface really misses the point. His family were the true stars.
Adam Peterson
They also think Leatherface is a guy who can blend in with the world by just not wearing his mask.
Isaac Sullivan
Wasn’t Leatherface literally retarded?
Aiden Lee
Yes. He’s also scared of large crowds and was heavily abused by his family. He was actually somewhat sympathetic.
Justin Scott
How does Netflix ruin everything they touch.
Elijah Martinez
>the final girl is Jewish
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Zachary Perry
>just want to jerk off to blonde cuties getting their limbs sawed off and faces tenderized in
>they're all androgynous mystery meat Americano uggos
Also the bus scene made feel ill
Samuel Peterson
Too many corporate/political stooges sticking their fingers in every pie.
Their goal is to shape sociopolitical culture, rather than to just make good honest kino.
Jonathan Taylor
The bus scene deaths looks pretty cool, but they ruin it with their quippy contemporary culture references
Nathan King
He’s basically the equivalent of the Sawyers’ attack dog.
Kevin Lopez
The movie is going to end with the "protagonist" shouting BLACK LIVES MATTER as she kills leatherface in the most cliche and degrading way possible, isn't it?
Nathaniel Walker
Have you not read the leaks?
Leatherface kills the protagonist at the end and gets away, the protagonist's sister survives though
Jeremiah Smith
Thanks you reminded me to cancel my netflixm
Jordan Fisher
I know it's just aping what the Halloween reboot did, but goddamn could they be less obvious about it. Who even remembers the final girl of the first TCM?
Evan Wood
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