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i have literally 0 of those lmaoooo

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>I have all five of those though
Yeah but you aren't white so she will never date you

It's almost like she's not a good enough catch to attract the ideal man, or even be in the same social circles as them.

Imagine being sub 6 feet in current year. Are you Indian?

most women don't even have 3

2/5 isn't bad

5/5 but I'm also ugly and a 28 year old neet virgin

mfw im only missing #1

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6'0 is so arbitrary.

Nah it's
1. Good body
2. Genuine friends
3. A respectable job
4. Gives good head
5. Emotionally stable

For women its more like two: don't be fat and don't be a slut and yet somehow most can't even do that.

>emotional intelligence
doesn't exist, made up empty concept invented by women for women

what will happen to my dick if I invest in crypto?

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if you had all 5 why would you waste your time with an ugly old hag, /socialmedia/?

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>emotional intelligence
What the fuck.

The average American woman is a fat slut so yeah I guess you're correct.

I mean seriously
imagine picking some busted old roastie like that and not this

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her face signals being uncomfortable

...

Fuck.

wow i’d marry right

But I like short term pleasure instead of longer term joy.

well I don't have crypto, so I guess I'm out
dumb cunt talks about emotional intelligence but makes a misandrist post
hypocrite

>emotional intelligence
there is no surer way to prove you have an IQ below 100 than believing in EQ or being proud of your EQ.

No woman as all 2.
1. Over the age of 14
2. Attractive

JANNIESSSS

R

TRANNIES

Too old

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what is 'good dick'

>good dick
check
>communication skills
nope, got autism
>invests in crypto
any investment other than bitcoin when it hits an extreme low is gambling
>over 6'
check
>emotional intelligence
I can kind of gather what people are thinking, like how much I make them cringe

Go spam the coomer thread

making her cum

narcissism is a coping mechanism for the neglected