How do you clean your ass? Do you wipe with toilet paper, wipe with baby wipes, wash using a bidet...

How do you clean your ass? Do you wipe with toilet paper, wipe with baby wipes, wash using a bidet, or wash in the shower?

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for me, it's wash in the shower
toilet paper is the nastiest a person can do

i unironically wish i was a pepe irl after seeing these. looks comfy.
i print out retards opinions from this board and use that

underage

Gay faggot

I use a washlet because I'm not a disgusting amerifat. God I hate americunts so much fat fucking retards

I have a bidet so my ass is always squeaky clean just in case

OCD
it's okay, just admit you like the feel of the water jet on your butthole

gargle draino tranny

What does OCD have to do with wanting to be clean
who wants leftover shit on their ass in and in their underwear

yes i do like it

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Based

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>we're worried baby wipes will sound too gay

'flushable'
good luck with a big poop blockage in your pipes

Not my problem

I recently got a bidet. So first bidet, then wipe with damp toilet paper, then shower.

Nigger mentality.

A few rounds of paper, then I wet the paper in the sink a few times and then one more round dry to cap it off. Just like everybody else.

I use a belt sander