Movie is 4 (four) hour long

>movie is 4 (four) hour long
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Sorry I can't spend 4 (four) fucking hours of my day on a movie

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just marathon it over 2-3 days

but you *can* spend 4 hours watching shit on youtube, listening to podcasts, playing video games, watching tv, masturbating to porn, right?

oh yes

>masturbating to porn
More than 4 hours

you get a nice quick hit of dopamine from those activities, they're much shorter and sustainable over 4 hours. i've listened to my roommate watch ticktok videos for like 2 hours straight before

long movies are the only movies worth watching. a movie that's a little over an hour long might as well be a tv pilot by today's standards.

Love Exposure is arguably the only movie worth watching.

Spending 4 hours on a nice gaming session is ok.
Spending 4 hours on a movie is not ok.
Simple as

Watch two hours, take a break, go do something else...
When you're ready, come back and watch the other two hours.
Sorted. Stop complaining pussy

I combine the two by spending 4 hours watching my internet friend play the games I like.

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doesn't count, gain an attention span or get filtered

>x4 speed
>spend 1 (one) hour on the movie

You have to do it gradually though, you can't demand zoomers to pay attention to something for 4 hours that requires their brain to be quit

Theaters understood this. They used to have intermissions.

Pleb

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just marathon it bro fr fr

What movie? Getysburg?

there's a pause button, you know?

I watch movies while gaming. 2x speed btw. Yeah, I am quite the productive fella

Take your meds before you watch another movie, zoom zoom.

ALARM!!!

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