Shows up at your house unannounced

Shows up at your house unannounced.

What do?

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It's Middle Earth and I'm a level 1 halfling Rogue. I don't know this motherfucker and I don't want his quest.

I like the hobbit movies

Pull on my steel capped boots

Get Peter Dinklage to steal his job

Trample this midge!

You're also a midge in this situation

Why do you think he's begging door to door in the first place?

i don't mind the hobbit films.
Only the first song is a bit silly.

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>movie about 13 Dwarves
>not one person with Dwarfism in the bunch

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How mad was that faggot, because of that?

Dwalin was an even bigger chad than Gimli so I'd probably fetch him whatever he wanted.

why are the prosthetics so shit compared to LOTR?

Probably not mad at all, considering he doesn’t want irl dwarves landing acting gigs in the first place.

he looks like Sean Penn.

Well, his house is set up for having tons of visitors

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Where does cold cellar room lead to?

The rape dungeon

Kill him then myself

Open my pantry

Tell him Advance Hair, yeah, yeah!

There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world. Far, far below the deepest delvings of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he. You can access the path to these horrors behind one of the shelves in the cold cellar of Bag-End.