Pan off. on. off. on. beauty

>pan off. on. off. on. beauty.

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>WHER IS ME LAMB LIQUID, YOU SODDIN SHIT PISSER!

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>Hmm...dollop of the most amazing creme fraiche to stop it from overcooking...beautiful

Bleach. In.

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this has to be a joke

Simpul, rustic

I prefer to inhale my vaporized bleach instead

Has anyone watched Next Level Kitchen? It's some weird commentary on classism told through a cooking competition. I can't tell if it's kino or not.

would you Any Forums? for $100,000?

I just want more UK Kitchen Nightmares. Fuck his 24 hours to Hell and Back show, they turned up the obnoxious editing and music to 11.

>turns up the stove
>places pot on cutting board
>stirs the raw eggs until its cooked
Beautiful.

eat bleached chicken? yeah.

Nope not a joke. I was a butcher for several years. Black people would tell me how they wash their chicken.
So nasty.

Stupid fucking crackers that don't be seasoning they chicken with bleach

>nigger so dumb she lets half the pieces fall down the drain
>doesn't bother to disinfect them again
That's when you understand none of this is based on any kind of rational thought. It's just a modern analogue to hoodoo.

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Any Forums will lose their mind over an obvious joke just because of black hands

WHITEY DUN WASH DEY CHIKIN

>heh.... just a joke ya see?

>xy doesn't sterilize xeyr chickin with bleach
enjoy your salmonella

>salmonella
we live in the age of Scifi medicine why do I give a single fuck about salmonella

>salmonella
>salmon
>salmonella in chicken

If you need to stay something stupid at least say something relevant to the conversation.

I would just slow cook it for 4 hours, low temp. There is no chance any bleach is left, drain it, fry it and eat it it over a week

according to Marco Pierre White, Gordon lacks a fundamental understanding of temperature.

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Gordon is a meme these days, but this recipe is actually really good.

my dad just died from salmonella
he wasn't vaxxxed

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Salmonella isn't exclusive to salmon, retard

dont eat any fucking salmon then

Americans do actually do this, it's why no one wants their chicken exports. Other places like Europe have clean enough processes during the raising and killing of the chicken that it doesn't need to be blasted with chemicals to clean it

>Caring about the opinion of a knorr stock cube spokesperson

That's like asking what Vince from SlapChop thinks of Heston Blumenthal

Is Ornella related to Salmonella?

It's a decent method for eggs but he overdosed it to make British slop eggs. I do this so eggs don't burn on the bottom of the pan but still come out American style.

I mean, not recognizing humor is a sign of
>autism
>low iq
Pick both for the average fa/tv/irgin

here's another "black food joke"

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Christ I’ve never heard of any of them using bleach, but yea most American blacks use soap and water to wash their chicken before cooking it

fuck off dumb bong retard. no, americans don't do this

I guess that's just what happens when you grow up in a ghetto.
The average person used to use lye in their cooking in the 1800s

Here's you eggs bro

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I'm sorry user. I hope you're handling it well

>I mean, not recognizing humor is a sign of
>>autism
>>low iq
>Pick both for the average fa/tv/irgin

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Bleach is literally less toxic than soap lmao

>crackers will think this is real

>obvious joke
I work in an office full of middle aged/older black ladies. It’s not a joke

Have you ever watched a black person cook before? They're spastic about "cleaning" meat and routinely prepare food in the sink itself. I've seen with my own eyes a black woman use dish soap to wash chicken parts before. This webm is 100% believable.

bullshit why would they call in SALMONella if it was in chicken?

Huh guess we better start washing dishes with bleach instead of soap then

Same reason hotDOGS are made from beef or pork and not dog.
It's just a name.

i have one of these and it's not awful. pop a few eggs in while getting ready in the morning and i have a perfectly good egg log ready to go as i'm leaving. heads up if you get one though, you have to use spray cooking oil before every use and it really does make a difference. i started with canola oil and it was genuinely disgusting. i use avocado oil now it's just fine.