So what do we have here user?

>So what do we have here user?
Well Any Forums what did you bring to the pawn shop?

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I brought a pristine tayston

the tape of the episode i was on Hardcore Pawn

This show is so scripted that it's painful

Yeah. Uhh. I have a piece of the cross that Jesus Christ was crucified in.

>watched the new episodes
>there's plastic barriers everywhere
>store is completely empty
>when the expert comes into the store the customer walks out
soulless

A couple billion years old meteorite to be low balled by Rick

>well I think we can only give you 20 bucks I mean the condition and everything
>alright sold
>I really needed the money and with moms sick I had to accept it is what it is, its been with the family for a while and I think the guys will give it a good home
*next scene*
>this was a great buy we managed to sell it for 4 grand thats $3980 profit, come back next week for more pawn shop!

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Only this
*I pull out a Pokémon card that is worth 3 million dollars*
Read it and weep, nigger

>There's alot of damage and overall it's in rough shape
>Best I can do is 50 bucks
>Hang on I don't read latin and there seems to be latin writing on the cross so let me call in my expert

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>I have here your mom's toenail clippings
>Let me get an expert on this
>This looks like genuine says old white guy in a hat
>Best I can do is 10 dollars

Boomers love this

p-please

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Unpopular opinion: Rick is generally pretty reasonable, he does have to make money on it and he does have overhead.

Fucking Jews it's a fictional Pawn shop on a tv show at this point why try and make it look "real"

u tell me, slapdick

I brought my current wife. She still has a few good years, but is getting old, so I want to sell her and buy a new one.

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I've got this box of PS3 games
-NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE SON

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my collector copy of The Witcher 2

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when you see it

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fucker had battletoads the whole time?!?!

$1000 for the chair