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Teenager wins a competition and gets a trip to the ISS. While he's sleeping in his space cabin there's a space explosion which sucks all the astronauts into space. There's no power and everyone on earth thinks the ISS is a lost cause because they can't contact anyone. Luckily the kid is a ham radio enthusiast so he hooks the radio transmitter onboard up to a battery and starts trying to contact people on earth. Anyway he eventually makes contact and after some hi-jinks NASA and Roscosmos and ESA etc have to guide him through restarting all the systems and stabilising the orbit before they can get a rescue mission up there. So it's kinda the The Martian but the kid has barely any clue about the stuff he's doing.

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My biopic and I am played by Ryan Gosling
Dubs confirm

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So no aliens?

>alien artifact crashes or otherwise lands in a tiny European country (baltics, scandis or balkans)
>the artifact is presumed to have insane computational technology or is otherwise valuable to technology development
>Russian and American interests put huge pressure on the country's government
>main character is a government official or something, trying to prevent invasion or other subversion by the big boys (Russia, China, USA)
>in the end, a conflict over the artifact destroys it ('if we can't have it, neither can you')
the villain would be an american officer calling for an invasion to secure the artifact and to prevent russia from getting in

think colonel Quaritch from Avatar

a Jewish Conservative becomes a battle rapper and wins every battle rap and fixes black culture permanently with his rap music

An alternate-history fantasy/sci-fi version of WWII.
In 1918 Nikola Tesla accidentally breaches the barriers into the hidden inter-dimensional spaces that elves, satyrs, dwarves and countless other mythical races fled to more than two millennia prior to escape the encroaching threat of Mankind. The United States Government reestablishes contact with them with the help of Tesla, keeping them a secret from the public. While "magic" on its own is limited and weak, over the next decade the supernatural knowledge shared by these races revolutionizes technology and forwards it in major jumps allowing for everything from the premature invention of television to robot-like power-armor and ambulatory tanks. In 1929 the US officially discloses the existence of these mythical races to the shocked public and the world at large, and cultural integration begins.

The series takes place 10 years after this in a mythical/supernaturally-charged version of WWII.
Nazi dragon-riders and anti-gravity saucers devastating downtown London. The Japanese using giant sea-serpents to sink the USS Arizona at Pearl Harbor. Squads of Mermaids sapping submarines with explosive charges. Soviet Werewolves and psychic super-soldiers against Nazi Vampires and Hexenmeisters at Stalingrad. Humans, Elves and Orcs charging the beaches of Normandy with M1-A1's and magically-enhanced grenades, as it's defended by Nazi Harpies, Dryads and Necromancers in power-armor puppeteering battalions of undead SS troops.

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An idiot boy that thinks he could make a good detective and his pet birb.
they go around basically fucking shit up in hilarious ways.
title is Tard And Feathered

Michael Jackson biopic played by 3 different actors (black, white, Korean)

I fuck Tina Fey in the ass for 4 hours. It's slow at first because she's never had cock in there but I break her and by the end she's screaming, grunting and squealing like a pig and loving it

>title is Tard And Feathered
OK, I legit laughed at this one. Somehow didn't see it coming.

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Same movie but the teenager is up there for thirty years. It's like Castaway

lmao

He would not be sleeping separately from everyone else on the ISS.

this is, more or less, the theme behind the Roger Waters album 'Radio K.A.O.S'
ignore this chud and just stick to the original

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he was having a nap while everyone was working

Are you implying everyone on the ISS would be working at the same lab at the same time? That's not how it works up there.

stop ruining OPs kino

A group of high school boys who are obsessed with pornography find a mythical DVD depicting the most glorious depiction of analingus in the history of porn, Inspired, they decide to have a competition on who will be the first to eat ass. Hijinks ensues. Protagonist manages to convince his high school crush to have sex with him. He proceeds to eat her ass. To his chagrin, eating ass is kinda gross. Movie cuts to black and you hear him yelling out "THIS IS SHIT"

In To Deep by Sum 41 begins to play as credits roll.

They were having some space beers in the observatory

I’m pretty sure it was just a movie idea and not intended as an actual overview of the inner workings of the ISS

>have to guide him through restarting all the systems and stabilising the orbit before they can get a rescue mission up there.
Or he could just take one of the two Soyuz spacecraft to return to Earth. They are intended to be used as lifeboats, if the situation calls for it. They're even docked at different points of the station, so it's extremely unlikely both of them would be destroyed.

Then don't bother even setting it on the ISS, if it's not going to be like the ISS.

During the dinner inaguration of the space elevator, a genius alien baby cloned from remains found in mars gets liberated and decides kill everyone on it and to drop it on earth once he finds out his race went extinct.
It would start as a sci fi, then horror, then drama.

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how would a baby do all that, he'd need to grow up a little first