Good morning Sirs!

Good morning Sirs!

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I think Yahtzee said it best when he said that Halo was a slightly above average FPS with a pretty skybox. He has never been more based than that

LMFAO LOOKS LIKE LOW BUDGET SYFY SHOW

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>ARBITER SIR DO NOT REDEEM HALO RING!
>NOOOOOOO MOTHERFUCK BENCHOD COVENANT
>BLOODY JACKAL DO THE SNIPEFUL FOR SHE

fuck that ugly try hard wordy bong faggot

Christ Jennifer Lawrence is hideous

Just out on interest shill, you obviously think you're throwing pretty white cortana at us to mollify us, but what do you think will happen when we actually watch the show presuming your plan works?

The endgame is to get Paramount+ subs right? like that's all the suits really care about. So you trick us into watching your obvious wokeshit by showing us pretty white girl and expect us to pay for more?

Did you not see what happened with Witcher S2? And what happened to Netflix as a consequence? Because this plan is terrible.

That is the face of someone watching a 20-year-career go down the shitter. F for Jen Taylor.

Just out of interest Redditor, you obviously think you're throwing petty smart remarks around trying to mollify me, but what do you think will happen when the Chinks actually seize power over your Weimarist hellhole and round you up like the cattle that you are?

The endgame is to get Xi his dues. Like that's all he cares about. So you trick me into reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

Did you not see what happened with Sneed? And what happened to this board as a consequence? Because this plan is so heckin cute and valid.

>GOOD MORNING SIR THIS HALO SUPPORT, YOU ARE TALKING TO MONITOR 253, I BELIEVE YOUR HALO HAS A VIRUS!

Females was a mistake

Give me one good reason why Yahtzee is a bad reviewer I bet you fucking can't

This is made by the same microbrains that are in charge of new Star Trek right?

I'm unreasonably upset about a franchise I haven't payed attention to since Reach and I sincerely hope these morons suffer in some way for pissing on the grave I made peace with. I could ignore 4/5/Infinite. But now I know this shit is going to be shoved into every micrometer of adspace that takes up all our lives and I won't be able to stand it.

It wasn't even some incredible story they're desecrating even, it was just a fun action/sci-fi setting and they seem to have taken it as low as they can get it. I'm not even mad about whatever shit the culture warriors are complaining about, it's just demonstrated in a two minute trailer that it will have the laziest shit-awful writing. The human covenant person makes me think the actual covenant were on to something and maybe our race deserves death for producing something so abortively awful. There is no redeeming this, especially after that fucking tagline drop.

>GOOD MORNING JOHN SIR. THIS IS MICROFOST CERTIFICATE ALICIA SMITH HOW CAN I BE OF SERVICE
>FORERUNNERS? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXTEND HIGH CHARITY PRO FOR ANOTHER YEAR?
>WE ARE HAPPY TO PROVIDE YOU WITH ANOTHER YEAR'S EXTENTION OF SPARTON ANTIVIRUS FOR SUIT
>JUST TYPE IN GOOGLE GIFT CERTIFICATE INTO SUBMIT FIELD AND YOU GET

>NO SIR SIR DO NOT FIRE THE HALO
>SIR NO FIRE THE HALO IT WILL DESTROY IT
>SIR?!
>SIR?!

>JOHN SIR, PLEASE INSTALL TEAMVIEWER INTO MJOLNIR ARMOR AND SPECIALIST WILL TAKE LOOK
>YES YOU HAVE VIRUS IF YOU DON'T SEND AMAZON GIFT CODE ARMOR WILL BE LOCKED IN 14 MINUTES

>what do you think will happen when the Chinks actually seize power over your Weimarist hellhole and round you up like the cattle that you are?
Cigarettes and real estate will become affordable. Not sure why you think I care, the chinks don't push wokeshit into everything, in fact half the time they ban it outright.

That said, I think I've made my point about how paramount+ is a joke.

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>But now I know this shit is going to be shoved into every micrometer of adspace that takes up all our lives and I won't be able to stand it.
Yeah you're not allowed to not look.
Turn off the TV, close social media, go outside, and they'll just reprogram the birds.

>MASTER CHEFF SIR INSERT YOUR AMAZON CARD SIR WE HAVE DETECDED FLUD INFESTATION IN YOUR SYSTEMS SIR
>NO SIR DON'T TERMINATE THE COMS THIS IS ONI TEC SUPORT
>SIR STOP YOU HAVE A INFESTATION IN YOUR SUIT YOU NEED TO RENOVATE YOUR ONI ANTI-MALWARE PROTECTION

Good Morning Sirs!!!!

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This show is gonna be complete garbage but I always thought this was a reductive comment

>MASTER CHEFF SIR COVENANT SUPPORT IS SCAMMING YOU HANG UP COMS NOW
>NOOOOO SIR HANG UP COMS THEY ARE SCAM. GIVE ME COMS
>ARBITRESH YOU MOTHAFUCK HOW CAN YOU CALL SAME NUMBER

Good morning sirs

Good morning sirs

feels like they tried to match the voice to the face, didn't work

GOOD MORNING SIRS ARE YOU HAVING A NICE DAY? GOOD TO HEAR SIR I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD DAY!

>SIR KAT THIS WAS SENIOR COMUNIQUES SIR
>NO SIR YOU CAN'T HACK INTO THEIR LINES STOP IT SIR
>SIR GIVE BACK THE CHIP TO THE DOCTOR
>SIR STOP TRYING TO HACK SIR
>SIR WATCHOUT YOUR ANTI-MALWERE SHIELD IS DOWN SIR YOU NEED TO RENOVETE YOUR SHIELD VIRUS PROTECTION!

Cortana sweeite pls send vag i luv u forever babe im have lots of rupees pls send bob bye

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>Chief we received a series of messages coming from the 250th Indian ODSTs
>What do they say?
>Eh... it's hard to say, I will broadcast them for you...
>HELO BEBE GIVE VEGANA SHOW BOOS
>I LUV U BU LADE SHO VEG AND LASGNA
>SIR STOP YOU HAVE A VIRUS
>BIG PENIS SHOW BOBS AND VEGINE
>I LOV U I LOV U I LOV U SHOW BOBA

>replaying the message now, chief:
>youtube.com/watch?v=Zg_tMKf07lw