Watching movie with family

>watching movie with family
>sex scene comes on

How am I supposed to behave in this situation?

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Start touching yourself

reach into their pants and have a stroke if you catch my meaning

pick better movies.
sex scenes are bad writing and add nothing to the story. any director that has them is a hack

you research the movie on imdb beforehand so that you can leave to go the bathroom a few minutes before and then return after its over

>not checking the IMDb parents guide before literally every film you watch to avoid this

My Dad taught me how to masturbate when I was 12, he had to do it himself to actually get me to cum and he used sex scenes from films to get me going.
When you come from a family with a healthy attitude to sex, things like this aren't embarassing.

based moral man
movies with sex scenes is just a way to smuggle pornography into the polite society

Ask family members about their favorite position. Sure. But, to be honest, movies with sex scenes are not for the family.

Dude I'm sorry to break it to you but you were straight up molested

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Orson Welles refused to shoot them. He claimed many European intellectuals mistook pornography for art.

Shut off the movie, say you don't agree with sexual degeneracy, and give the movie a 1 star rating on imdb.

>god I wish that was me
that's literally all you need to say and every one in the room will laugh. either at you or with you depending on wether your clearly a kissless virgin or not. doesn't matter in the end. the film will be shit regardless.

Pull out your phone and pretend you're texting someone.

This. Fucking sex scenes in movies. If you want to watch sex scenes in movies, should watch other movies.

Show disgust, point at the movie and say loudly "Is this really fucking necessary??!?" Then from there launch into a pol-tier tirade about Hollywood destroying values and morality n shit. Really reveal your power level.

Based.

scratch your balls really aggresively like you're trying to hide a boner under your pants

Why not just go straight to wanking? They asked for it themselves.

That's why only Disney movies are for family use.

Orson Wells mistook banquet sized meals and enough wine to fill a small swimming pool for a light snack. dude didnt give a fuck

True

For me, it's getting uncomfortable and either fast forwarding or muting it.

mwaaaaaah the french

>research times of sex scenes in movie
>calculate the exact time to leave the room
>too busy looking watching the clock to keep an eye on the movie
>realise you calculated wrong, the scene has already started
>awkwardly get up halfway through the sex scene
>come back from the bathroom two minutes later
>you're flushed, awkward, and sweating
>your mother looks at you with disappointment
>your father looks away in disgust
>flawless, they'll never know how genius you are

Who the hell thought it would be a great idea to stage one of these scenes. Even The Fast and the Furious had them.

Eat popcorn, you are watching a movie.

I have been conditioned by my family at an early age to skip such things. Didn't help though I still developed weird fetishes from porn on the internet.

best part is when they find anons notebooks full of meticulously time stamped smut kino

It wasn't a sex scene technically but I watched liar liar with my family when I was 8 and when this scene happened I copped my 1st boner. I was so confused by what was going on that I forcibly pushed it down with both my hands and then I ran out the room and my family laughed at me. To this day I still cringe hoping my family forgot that ever happened even though I was only 8.

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>Check out the pair on her, dad

>watching porno with dog in room
>sex scene comes on
>she's been in heat for however long and has a giant swollen pussy
>jumps on mattress, keeps trying to lick my balls and cock one and time she stole the coom paper but i got it back

kek what a horny little bitch, doubt/idk she was actually doing it for a sexual reason but god is a madlad for making animals as retarded they will literally lick other animals' genitals and excretions because they're so dang spicy or whatever. also it was a massive female pitbull (my cousin's who i was staying with)

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and no if it wasn't clear, i didn't let her do it

Thank you for sharing this info dogfucker.