Get to your seat

>get to your seat
>see this

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Close the window whore.

Ask her to trade seats, I much prefer the window seat so I can (1) sleep with my head against the wall (2) look at the cities we pass over at night

start sweating

I put my hands on my hips and say loudly
>so that's where my airbag went!
and then I shake everyone's hands

Once followed a chick who was on my flight all the way to the pick up area and watched her til she got in a car just cause she had a fat ass.

i dont get it

I'd ask him if I could suck his feminine penis

KEK

>ohh hello beautiful lady please come visit in mumbai i kiss you
And then I get the whole row to myself.

If you find that attractive you are gay

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Demand the flight crew have her removed for not wearing a mask

>Wearing a cross
>Dressed like that.
Unholy creature.

"your breasts aren't even that large and your ass is probably lacking as well"

this
i bet she voted for that genocidal maniac trump

People steal airbags from cars to sell since they're generally the simplest and most valuable thing you can quickly take. He's basically saying that the person in the photo is someone precious and he hopes no one 'steals' her. Kind of wierd and possessive, honestly.

i like boobs

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Turn off your phone in flight!

>implying I'd fly economy instead of business class far away from all the stinking plebeians

Good blessed Dr Goldstein with the skills to make those breasts, it is a glory to God to celebrate them

inhale slowly and try to focus on my breathing to see if i can smell her pussy.

hey, little overdressed for a plane ride huh?

and then we fuck regardless of if i said anything because i'm 6'3 with a chisled jawline and hunter gatherer features and i'm pulling a $2500 laptop out of my $250 tactical bag carry on, and ordering a $10 drink

janny is too busy camping out Arcane General to delete this thread

try to throw a peanut in-between her cleavage

Wait till she falls asleep so I can take creepshots of her and post them on Any Forums

Those shoes look way too big

It's a janny that camps the thread. The janny then spams the mod so much with ban requests that the mods swoop in and nuke everybody but the trannies
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it has to die

agreed
but how