Halo

Halo series trailer dropped: youtube.com/watch?v=ctV-IRWbRms

It looks shit. James Cameron should have made this a movie 10 years ago.

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Here's your master chief

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Extremely weird to make the change of chief learning about Halo's vague location rather than cortana, and not while running from Reach either which is a shame to loose. Cortana right now looks aggressively in the uncanny valley.

But holy shit the human convenant girl looks really fucking dumb

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if he keeps the helmet on who cares

lmao

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That chief voice and cortana model are definitely gonna take some getting used to but looks good overall

why is there no high res youtube clip? the fuck is wrong with paramount

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Should have been about the noble team, Master Chief isn't the kind of protagonist that would work on TV or Movies which is why it works extremely well for games.

>I heart jews

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This looks like some fan-fiction shit. Wtf is happening with hollywood?

This looks unbelievably bad
>why would a spartan helpe me?
It's quite literally Master Chief's Job to save humans

Just proves that games are inferior and that's why they make changes when they adapt them

So this is a mandalorian cashgrab right?

We could have had a movie with the money from three studios and Weta behind the effects ten or so years ago.
Instead we get this.....

i need a weapon.

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Here's your Halo cast bro

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He's not keeping the helmet on

>It's quite literally Master Chief's Job to save humans
depends if they ever touch on Spartans originally being created to suppress the outer rebellions.

He clearly fucking doesn't.

Not all, it proves that tv and films and videogames are extremely different and while tv shows can become games, games cannot become tv shows, which why i think that last of us show is going to be as awful as the game.

yeesh

future of humanity looks beautiful

The Last of Us is already perfectly watchable in it's "game" form.

>soren-066
they massacred my boy...

>human covenant girl

I thought the covenant want to genocide all humans?

This show just feels generic as fuck, from dialogue to music. Halobros, what went wrong?

If gene editing happens, the future of humanity will be white in appearance, because that's who everyone wants to be.

Canonically the Spartans were made to kill human insurrectionists (guessing all the people on sand planet are Inners)

>big TV show
>still looks like the live action trailers from 10 years ago

>what went wrong?
Halo should have died on halo 2

>what went wrong?

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343

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women
and a literal jannie

Halo 3 is literally just the ending of halo 2 but they turned it into an entire game because microshit forced halo 2 out the door

what did they do to best character?

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I'm not too familiar with Halo plot, can someone explain how did Master Chief discovered halo just by touching some random rock

Remember that 10 minute halo short, everyone thought it was part of a bigger movie?

Why is Cortana not blue? Why does she not look like this? She's already a CGI character anyway, what the fuck

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Jews. Why do you retards even have to ask?

she has the same face as her voice actor apparently?

so the Covenant were the good guys after all

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Yea, but that's white women.

He is trans and so trans people get the powers cis people cannot understand so master QUEEN begins Xer/Xis quest to take down the evil evil patriarchy.

That makes sense, thanks.

oh you mean the 1 vs 100 lady?

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just because. they wanted to make their own adaption of it

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dunno what 1-100 is, but she looks like her no?

Thank god he has a danger haircutted ching-chong sidekick.

>Captain Keyes
>Miranda Keyes

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This. I wasn't sure I could stomach anymore Halo, but this seems like a cool fresh take that will breathe new life into the franchise.

She's going to be the secret to victory. The answer to everything.
Somehow.

I actually had to check if this was official it was so bad. I've seen fan films with better effects than this garbage.

Made him white

>It's not even on a Halo

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John will get tired and have to train her how to use the armor. She'll get limb lengthening surgery to fit in the suit.

>season finale
>The Chief is a changed man
>The quirky asian girl has shown him what it means to be human, he can feel emotions and shit now
>him and the arbiter (the show's main source of marvelesque quips) part ways after teaming up to defeat the flood
>"Demon, I never asked... what is your name?"
>"It's John."
>Chief looks at the ring rising in the distance
>"John Halo."
>Cut to credits

>Charlie Murphy

Finally, the story before Halo 4 will be as much of a diarrhea mess as the rest! 343 wins at last!

With all the forced asian characters they should have called the show Haro.

Literal blackwashing, kek

>dunno what 1-100 is

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Unironically can’t wait to watch and make fun of it.

Halo IS generic. The stories are like a paragraph long.

>le strong popular protagonist is controlled by a stronk woman of authority trope
trash

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>Miranda Keyes is a POC

Oh boy! Oh boy! I think I know where this is heading.

>James Cameron should have made this a movie 10 years ago.

Neill Blomkamp should have made this movie 10 years ago*

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I'd side with the covenant after seeing this shit, maybe it is worth a righteous galaxy spanning religion

they got Adam Sandler to play MC

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>The stories are like a paragraph long.
>Hasn't read all the Halo novels
Lol bro u gay

xlosers are pathetic always