Uncharted

The Uncharted movie is coming out in 2 weeks.

Where is the hype?

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Everyone just intrinsically understands its going to suck

This. Also Tom Holland is kind of typecasted as a kid, normally. In the trailer for this at the beginning of spiderman, he's working as a bartender. That shit threw me off, because in like ten minutes we see him as a highschooler in spiderman.

I was told Tom Holland was a huge star. Surely this will do well.

It'll be like that Tomb Raider movie from 2018; solid all round but not excellent at anything and it's been made far too late relative to the hype for the thing it's adapting. They'll adapt some of the set pieces from the games but probably won't have the budget to do any of the cool supernatural stuff so it'll be bland shooty-shooty antics with mercenaries. Also doing an Uncharted movie is fucking stupid because the whole point of the franchise is that it's getting to play through a knockoff Indiana Jones-type adventure - it's excellent as a game but the stores and characters are nothing special. Also the casting is atrocious: Tom Holland is playing the Indiana Jones adventurer but he looks like a little kid, and Sully's supposed to be a charming silver fox Burt Reynolds type but they've got Marky Mark.

marky mark should've been drake if anything

This whole project feels like one of those "we're obligated to make a movie because of some deal over rights which we signed about 5 years ago" things. Utterly uninspired and zero-effort all round.

He's good at playing earnest/angry idiots and that's about it.

not good actors for the roles maybe. dunno i'll probably watch it anyway because i like treasure hunting shit

He's in college in the new spiderman, completely believable to see a kid like that working, maybe not as common to see them bartending, but still possible.