Brewster's Millions challenge

You have 30 days to spend 1 billion dollars in order to inherit 100 billion dollars.

Same rules as the movie:
>You can't tell anyone about the challenge
>By the end of the 30 days you can't own any assets
>You can't destroy or give away any items that are inherently valuable.

How do you do it?

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Start an art touring company and rent the most famous statues and paintings then hopefully pay many millions in insurance.

go to the bank and take out the 1 billion in cash
shred all of it (the notes aren't inherently valuable)

Get an Olympic sized swimming pool, fill it with jello, and then drown myself in it

Invest in Sony stocks

do what the rich Saudis do and buy a bunch of hookers off Instagram and shit on them

>donate and gamble whatever the rule allows
>run for some election
>highest priced escorts (famous ones), drugs and alcohol
>have the most expensive foods flown in
>go to space
>throw a party with the Rolling Stones headlining
>hire Eric Roberts to act out my favorite scenes

>hire Eric Roberts to act out my favorite scenes
youre supposed to be spending money user

Buy NFTs

Buy a small island nation outright, or just overpay on some billionaires current island

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Buy NFT, short Tesla, done

I'd make Eric the highest paid actor of all time. At the end of the month he'd never have to work again. He deserves it. Maybe add Bruce Willis to the cast.

>Find some cookie manufacturer
>Offer to buy one single package of cookies off of them for 1 billion dollars, show them the money as proof and sign contract over it
>They will of course accept since it's extremely easy money
>Buy the cookies, then eat them

Easy.

Pay for a banner saying "you will never be a woman" in downtown area of every major city for a year.

NFTs are the quickest way to buy something and have nothing of value afterwards nowadays.

Buy a fleet of private jets and yachts, sell them for $10000 dollars to my friends and family. Use the ten thousand dollars to buy liquor, prostitutes, and poker chips in Vegas, see every hand I'm dealt to the river without exception.
Or, the alternative, pay 1000 individual people $1M to murder people I don't like.

Hire 999 top tier models, keep 1 mill to rent a mansion for a month and supply with booze, drugs and food, pay each model 1 million to stay for the month and fuck all of them senseless every minute until the clock hits 12!!!FACT!!!

it would be an asset

im convinced i can spend 1 billion dollars on escorts in 30 days

one word my dude: nfts

I think what you have to do is to spend it via services and to cover your ass you could have your friends and family members make LLCs and have them on contract to do w/e made up title/job so you can pay them large salaries so if the same thing happens in the movie where there are people plotting against you, you would have a fall back plan of an enriched family.

>Buy NFTs 100000 at a time because of the infinite amount of people trying to sell them
>go sell them
>be broke because worthless

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