Maximus: Hahahaha You knew Marcus Aurelias?
Proximo: (spergs out) I didnt say I knew him. i said he touched me on the shoulder once!!!
KeK
Unintentional comedy. Post 'em if you got them
Aaron Davis
Dylan Cooper
OP is but shadows and dust
Charles Diaz
Uhhhhhh.....ok crazy person who makes zero sense.
Julian Ward
Proximo: (spergs out) I didnt say I knew him. it was just one night in the backroom of a gay bar.
Gabriel Adams
>Point Break
>Gar Busey car scene
Utah !!! Get me two !!! Two.
Adam Cox
>Gandalf the Grey... Gandalf the Fool
Landon Garcia
hahahaha
What kind of fat slob eats
Jaxon Murphy
>Proximo: (spergs out)
I'm losing my shit at this
Chase Price
hahahaha
what kind of fat fuck needs two 12 inch meatball subs. Imagine the size of that shit afterwards
Ryder Bennett
Based Oliver Reed drinking himself to death in the middle of filming this
Noah Garcia
I hope someone says this to me just so i can piss my pants laughing
Cooper Butler
Theo: You bet your ass I wish to proceed!
Luis Thomas
>get your ass beat my John Mclane
>get lynched with a chain and suspended 8 feet off the ground
>dead for 5 minutes
>come back like Jason Vorhees
Kek One of my favorite movies but this scene was just hilarious and dumb
Hudson Richardson
I heard she had a great assssssssss!!! And you got your head.... all the way up it!!!!
When I get to Phoneix she will be rising. She will probably leave a note,right on the doooorrrr.
Gimme all you got!!!!
Luke Jones
Walken: What's in the cup?
Fishburne: Root beer (crushes cup) You want some?
Walken: There are some things I just dont do. Bop bop bop whooooooaaaaa Johnny!!!!!!
Easton Hughes
CIA: If I pull that off will you die?
Bane: It would be extremly painful.
CIA: Your'e a big guy.
Bane: For you.
(Plane noises)
Jacob Moore
R. Danger field in Natural Born Killers
"What am I watching here, two faggots dancing!? Kill the fucking Indian!"
"If it wasnt for me you'd slinging hash in that shit house and fucking your boss!"
"And make sure its a good shower cause Im coming up afterwards to see how clllleeeaaaan you are."
Landon Wilson
Regretted the wording there bud?
Sebastian White
was just watching this yesterday
Levi Long
Yes, I messed up because im typing one handed because I had shoulder surgery.
Angel James
did this part get you like it tickled me?
David Thompson
Poseur.
Anthony Brown
Get well soon, user. I'll get that snake what bit ya.
Thomas Barnes
Anyone else think that shit they put in Maximus' wound to heal looked like delicious corn meal?
Sebastian Peterson
why did Maximus mock Proximo anyway? Didn't seem appropriate or in his character to do that
Camden Morales
Because Proximo is a fat nobody slave trader and Marcus is God of Rome. read his book; Meditations.