>Invents half the shit you own
>Makes half the culture you consume
>Defends your country from harm
>Does it without thanks or reward
It ain't easy being the best.
Invents half the shit you own
James Cruz
Nicholas Moore
But everyone thanks you for your service
Samuel Collins
We invented about 20% of the shit they own.
France and Britain invented another 60% but that's fine because they're our parental nations.
Jaxon Morgan
Why is America the country personification of a chad
Hudson Richardson
Now kneel and kiss my feet, mutt
Bentley Harris
>Defends your country from harm
Yeah no
Austin Torres
Kneel and kiss *our* feet, mutt.
Hudson Fisher
China and Russia would be in your ASS without us. We are the world police for YALLS benefit not ours
Ryan Johnson
That's more Mexico's fault than ours
Michael Cooper
>Brazilian calling anyone mutt
nigga you the very definition of the word
Carter Collins
No
You kneel and kiss my feet
Ryan Green
>are the slave servants of the western world willing to die for us no questions asked
>think its something to brag about
Is a thank you for your service enough or should i tip?
Brody Gomez
I’ll take a tip of one slice of pizza (half your net worth)
Jayden Walker
we are the hero, everyone else is npcs. Our struggles are our story
Gavin Diaz
Europe and developed nations benefit from the US being the hegemon
LatAm kinda gets fucked (as well as half of MENA)
I'd still take America over Russia or China though since the US will let its allies (some Euros) and vassals (Japan) have better living standards than itself
Caleb Stewart
>are the slave servants of the western world willing to die for us no questions asked
No that's only for Israel
Camden Long
>does a false flag operation and then invokes article 5 of nato to send europeans to the middle east to die for israel
nothing personnel kid
Oliver Reed
>For yall benefit
Not your benefit user, but Lockheed Martins and Halliburton oils benefit.
Charles Phillips
Most Brazilians look like shorty from city of god
John Martin
No u
Lucas Cox
Cameron Morgan
thank you for your service
Jeremiah Lopez
>look at sweden we are a nerd incel country!
am I supposed to be impressed
Jordan Perez
>Defends your country from harm
Adrian Thompson
Lotta American flags on that.
Grayson Edwards
>Americans invented beds, tables, drawers, apartments, radiators, pan, pots, showers, sinks, books, shirts, beer, meat, radio, phone
No you didnt
Angel Martinez
All from chinese nationals
Luis Foster
Muh one science table. Bell labs alone won 9 noble prizes for inventions.
Christian Williams
>makes the problem
>sells the solution
William Williams
Mutting means we get to claim all aspects of our heritages.
Robert Harris
>American does something good
>actually he is european (or in this specific case of autism, Chinese)
>American does something bad
>MUTT SHIT
many such cases. Cope harder
Anthony Jackson
You can't have your cake and eat it too I thought we were a nation of mutts?
Eli Cruz
You will find this is how the euro copes since the continent as a whole is swiftly fading into irrelevance
Brandon Bell
You guys literally die on our soil just practicing to protect us
>usa starts shit
>pretend to join them just to get actual real life practice shooting at running n*ggers and spend some expired ammo
>if it goes well claim it was a joint operation
>if it doesnt quietly leave and let them take the blame