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What the fuck kind of retarded OP is this?
The kind of op we need when the thread keeps dying
it's happening on Any Forums right NOW
Whats something based and funny to write in the census time capsule?
"i love poop"
Ethnicity: Milesian
Religion: Trans rights supporting
Sex: Yes please!
I have one in mind but it'll take 100 years to pay off
Lol
A very sexy girl only 4km away liked me on tinder
We exchanged a few messages
I left to do some push ups
She unliked me
Maybe I didn't reply to her texts fast enough?
you mean, its a loan for a house in inner city Dublin *ba dum tisss*
it was only an aspect of the demoness Lilith, you did right in harnessing your Vril for self development to ward her off
ASF was enjoying a very special valentines day with his wife. He had just treated her to a meal at a fancy and expensive restaurant, and now they were at home he was going to make sweet love with her. And, since it was valentines day, he was going to perform oral sex on her.
What he saw when he pulled down her underwear filled him with glee.
"Oh, goody!" ASF said. "A BBC creampie!"
He began to joyously slurp out the creampie from his wife's vagina. But something was awry. He smacked his lips together to aerate his palate, his eyebrows furrowed. The taste, the texture, it was all wrong.
That's when it hit ASF like a ten tonne truck. This wasn't a BBC creampie at all - it was a LWD creampie.
He immediately ran to the bathroom and spat the creampie out into the toilet. He also made himself vomit. Tears rolled down his cheeks as he ruminated on his wife's betrayal. This was one Valentine's Day ASF wished he could forget.
You can replace "ASF" with whoever you like!
Is Keith Barry /éire/-approved?
NO. MORE. EMOTES
I LOVE IT
I'm loving it
It's Saturday night and that means time for cans
It's Saturday night and that means time for DOUBLES
Trips and I post face
Anime
check em
Bhuel lads
Become the dubs, even the trips.