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>dogshit yank edition
ok we get it hun, youre an incel vf x
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Perhaps the tramadols are starting to hit, I have just began to feel like throwing up
sue my wife
love the term 'terminally online'
explains the incel thing perfectly
wonder if gibbymoo has ever done the sex in her little cupboard under the stairs
or even done the sex at all for that matter
:PeepoBlanket:
:monkaS:
:Hahaa:
Ever had lipstick on your bellend?
clearly an adult or guardian did sex to her as a child
only way to explain the tribal tattoo keloids
Nose job gone wrong
looked at nude images of the ex gf so long that theyve lost all meaning
cant tell if shes chinky or curry
Jason Manford has tried to climb like James Corden but has failed miserably
are you fucking blind
How many mg did you take?
Used to enjoy the ol’ tramadols myself.
neither you racist bloody bastard
She's not hot you know
Just found a box today with about 20 in. Expiry 2017 lmao
Wonder if they still work.
nobody wants to emulate james corden
woefully unfunny fat cunt, glad the yanks have him now
why is she so fucking hairy
poo willy
need to do a sex with her
>that furry line on her back
Mate...
stop spamming this mental bint you virgin
250mg. I don’t really think they’re working. I just feel bored and my hands feel a bit difficult to articulate
ffs that post last thread has made me realise how poor I'm gonna be
>starting new job in London £35k a yr
>assuming decent rent at £800pcm I'll be able to save just a few hundred a month
what's the fucking POINT THEN
yeah nobody wants to be rich and famous and have lots of a list celebrity friends
Anya used to be super hot but the cokepill / sticcpill did a number on her.
>>>starting new job in London £35k a yr
lol
>assuming decent rent at £800pcm
double it if you want decent lad
Made far too much salt-and-pepper king prawn lads, does anybody want some? It's waaaaay spicy.
rent is probably dearer than 800 as well
Looks like we have a couple of virgin freaks here
>£800pcm
Bahahahahahaha
N-word pls, add a 1 to the front of that
its doable lad
i was on 16k (tax free) for 3 years
shared a flat in SE for 600-700 quid a month
mostly cycled everywhere or took the bus
still had enough to save/do interesting stuff
>eating sea insects
can i have some?
looks good lad
you'll have to be house-sharing on £800 but could find an okay place in Z2 on that
Chef tip: next time mix the rice I with it to flavour all of it. And some brown sugar if you have it at the 'highest heat point'
For god's sake, me belly ache
my doctor says it's me kidney
he says he's gotta put a tube up me knob
I said you gotta be kiddin me
For god's sake
knobache
whats that, fried poo?
couldn't think of anything grimmer than sharing a flat with random strangers
>tax free
some sort of phd then laddo?
Yeah, here.
*tapes prawn to end of my dick*
Open wide, fatty.
250mg is a lot for no tolerance. Wouldn’t take any more if I were you. You should begin to feel a warm contentedness and may also nod in and out of consciousness if lying down or sitting.
No.
>Z2
Grimly Grimington
it’s a roll of the dice
actually quite fun if you get a good group, grim as if not
how about doing it in your 30s and everyone in your flatshare thinking it's fine and normal
yeah 16k a year was my phd stipend
sometimes they're fem and you get to sniff/wank with their panties or bras depending where they leave them
>still had enough to save/do interesting stuff
Such as?
My pain is constant and sharp
t. doesn't live in London
>eating high fructose corn syrup goy slob
Where's the fucking leaf cunte?
Explain about Inuit loyalty pls
go to the pub
go out to clubs every so often
go to museums/exhibitions
have a holiday once in a while
oh my god i love her
phd is different, even just doing one lets you know the situation will be temporary, extended uni. Doing it when it's your proper job will fucking kill you.
Live in Central mate
alri lads. first post today. how we all doing?
I don’t think they’re doing anything at all. It’s been about an hour since I had the first 100mg
>£35k
assume you're a grad then in which case don't worry about it lad, salaries go up loads once you have experience. if you're prepared to job hop you can so easily triple your money in 5-7 years
>27k grad job
>40k 1.5 years later
>55k 1 year later
>65k + 20k bonus 1.5 years later
>105k + 20% bonus + 300k options vesting over 4 years, 3 years later
left uni 7 years go, just don't be afraid to leave your job. companies only wanna make money off you so you should treat them accordingly, dont buy the bs about having amazing coworkers because if you truly get on that well you'll keep in touch anyway, i made plenty of friends along the way who i still speak to and quit 4 jobs for big pay rises elsewhere
Why do Londoners think there's nothing to do outside of the capital?
Once you've visited the museums and galleries, you're left with the same boring, grim things everywhere else has.
go to vault139 most weekends
on the beers x
>Z2
fuck my dead opp cousin
even if you get a good group you have to put up with NEVER truly having proper privacy in your own house. never truly being able to have a shit in peace. never having the kitchen to yourself for half a day to cook something complex. never sitting around in your undies drinking wine on your own and watching a film or something.
plus they could leave at any time and someone weird as fuck takes their place. or you could all fall out with each other.
yeah thats grim
horrid
yeah obviously
it's literally not feasible to not house share is it
would be at least double
if you aren't in zone 1/2 there's literally no point of even claiming to be living "in London"
??
I'm in my twenties I thought 35k was good. not had that many jobs
yeah but the laddy here is on 35k (which i suspect is more than 16k net pay) and if hes still on 35k in 3 years time then theres something wrong with him
Wow, sounds great. Pubs and clubs
anything you can think of london has, even better if you're not some disgusting povvo runt
tbf i'd choose to not live in central given the choice
dislike it for the most part
reckon it’s a form of cope
london isn’t even the best night out in the country
Que onda way? De done eres?
I’m virgincel
>Why do Londoners think there's nothing to do outside of the capital?
because there isnt
go back to your hole please