I just applied to join my cunts military

I just applied to join my cunts military
Are there any Any Forums military anons?

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I cant join because they think I'm mentally ill

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Gonna sneak into your barracks and steal your stuff, I am a walking distance from the Croatian border

I would rather die than to serve settler and haredi scum

yep
did reserve duty a couple of months ago

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cant join because poor eyesight
a shame really, i was thinking of continuing the family legacy

both grandads were soldiers, dad's side was a ranger while mum's side was a greasemonkey

Based, I hope you get to ascend ranks and get to some comfy NATO position or an intelligence research position.

Also, Ireland's Army accepts anyone from the EU, I unironically considered that because its probably less retarded than Croatian army. Did you think about that?

I cant Join because i dont have any brother or sister and i was talking meds when i was 18 and poorfags like to Join the army in my state because they pay half of minimum wage to abuse you and make you their bitch

Im not in the military but Im super good at Metal Gear so I guess I kinda am.

Your thoughts on
>Possible Russian invasion of more Eastern European countries
>NATO troops being sent against Russia
>EU army
>Ukraine joining NATO if they "win" the war

Yeah I'm in it.

>Your thoughts on
>>Possible Russian invasion of more Eastern European countries
Don't care
>>NATO troops being sent against Russia
Don't care
>>EU army
Gay
>>Ukraine joining NATO if they "win" the war
Don't care

I just want a comfy and stable barracks job

join the air force so you can fly the new delivered rafale

Croatia is part of NATO, so your job would become less comfy if NATO joins the war. That's a reason for you to care.

Most cunts the military find you not the other way around comrade.

You have to moron did you go to prison then.

Croatia has conscription moron.

how bad is your eyesight? here requirements are role\unit specific. people who need glasses can still serve in roles like technicians, instructors and many other stuff.

AHAHAHAHAHA why the fuck would you want to do that?

That's a lie they pick people for their good school grade

Not even for their height or amount of brothers

>t.1,90 with one big brother who got rejected while my nerd friend got in

Forgot to mention that my nerd brother is 1,78 and don't have brothers

Why would amount of “brothers” be a metric anyway?

very bad

i dont know what you guys call it in English but basically my eyesight is "sejengkal" like pic related, if i took off my glasses
as in, thats the farthest I can see without glasses

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The mexican republic is an illegitimate state.
Been dodging military service since I was 18. Would rather move the fuck out and serve whatever-anywhere country than this hellhole.

thats extreme astigmatism?
i think mild astigmatism can serve as non infantry here (armor ,artillery and other such units) but what you're describing is near blindness that would maybe get an office role here

I'll join this year after I'm done with High school
I'm six years behind because i quitted it to work when i was 16

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i cant shoot straight, user
very sad state of affairs...

Because you're already experienced in living with other people (and also fights)