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Muslim man is Ayatollah Khomeini's grandson

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shagged a posh brown girl called pippa last night

The new home office

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So the british man bred a machine that fights other men for work and now the britsh man drinks paki cum and gets bullied and the scouse man lives high on his mountain

dont know why they got rid of ken jennings and replaced with this cunt
youtube.com/watch?v=CjUx_ba_XUQ

been chatting to this fit bird which i met on grindr yesterday will probably go over for a shag in the the next hour

Priti Patel battering my illegally emigrated ballbag

nothing wrong with shagging your cousin tb h

yeah obviously in an essay but in an exam its oppressive to slow writers

only thing scousers live high on is smack and plant fertilizer

looks like the start of a brazzers scene

reckon everyone has been in at least one fight

rolling gets no emotes now
just outright buying them

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Im sure scouse men are the main exporters the reason why your dad shoots up in the bath

for me its ken jenkins

...

Gf just sent me this

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okay

like liverpool as a place but cant stand the gimpy nasal scouse accent absolutely horrid

i don't hate my family
i just don't like them

small peenor

dont get it

should have heard from a family member hours ago. getting very worried now

At that point it is over 50% tax, why even bother to make that much?

If I paid 10k a month in tax I'd expect a separate lane in traffic, priority on the transplant list etc. But no, you get treated the same as people on bennies.

reckon they've died in an unfortunate accident lad

Very very weird vidéo

know enough about mankickball to blend in with normies

i killed them

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What's the problem of a child having gay parents?

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5 genertions of my family have gone to the same nursery school, 2 generations ago 99% of manchester was in the african jungle or some dusty sweat shop in bangladesh

I also like liverpool
don't even mind the accent
some scousers are sound people. very open and funny but there's a specific subtype of very sardonic, very dry scousers that I hate (john lennon was one of these)

🤡

if you dont like sports youre a freak simple as end of

woke up at 2am last night to pay an artist to draw Majin Buu and Irn Bru fused (Majirn Bruu) but it wont be done til the end of the weekend

I got a peloton and got a clip on desk for it. £2.8k tiny wfh desk it is

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>very dry scousers that I hate
Literally me

eventually he learns that daddy takes it up the ass

In 2001, 36% of elderly people had a form of dementia at the time of death
Now in 2021, the rate was 63%
Genuinely fucking terrifies me lads. I'd want to be euthanised if I had dementia.

weird cunt dont even reply to me

the frightening thing is that the accent is spreading. used to just be confined to the city limits, now all of merseyside and half of cheshire have it.

97 wasn't enough YSB

love girls bums

>solutions architect
Sounds like one of those redundant jobs like management consultants

reckon people on bennies should have their womb/balls removed and only given back when they are off bennies. If you can't provide for yourself you can't provide for a kid. simple as.

eee kip of these mings talking about us la

i have never seen a human being naked irl other than myself

same

but am a virgin freak and have never touched one

alright

Can't visit North Wales in the summer without being vastly outnumbered by Scouse accents

hot. I still don't see the problem tho.

Gay

you should get on that mate
get it sorted like

yeah was mental, crinkleluvin got into bebravebeyou's onlyfans and made fun of her pics in a discord with other asmr bints, apparently photoshopped nudes too? so there was drama about that cos bebravebeyou is married with kids and has autism right so karuna satori (vile slug of a woman) does a virtuesignally callouty video and crinkleluvin does a teary apology video but they was out for blood and it turned out she was also being greedy in collab deals and having an affair or summing with this creepy asmr bintman called jim so in the end she gets chased off all her accounts but now back she comes as "the cozy hospital asmr" and shes getting all these nice comments from new fans and only a few recognise her or know what she did so looks like shes gotten away with it (as did jim who i think is still shagging about)

it's like a house architect, genius, you design it and the proles make it

You don't shower after gym class?

can't imagine caring

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Met loads of soft shites who haven't desu
Bit embarrassing

youtu.be/KlmchHAmpt0

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liberals have manufactured a consensus that our crisis is just cultural. in lieu of doing anything about any of the real present economic or environmental issues (because that would mean sacrificing their PMC position and salary), they’d rather pretend that joking about a bald celebrity is the sort of thing that could make everything sink into chaos.

they'll blame a deflation spiral on patriarchy, and ablest language

Not been on /brit/ all week. Not missed it. Rubbish thread lads.

read this whole post

didn't read a word of these

had a nice chat about being poor this morning

off to bed

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why are people always up to no good on discord baka...

thoughts on northumberland? might go

>2 April
>joke is still going

do you reckon soviet russia would start a nuclear war if someone bummed stalin

We are the only tide of resistance against invasive londonism

Even the kids in manchester say bare ting now, liverpool is light
Liverpool is salvation

What was nice about it then?

rightful scottish clay

in soviet russia nuclear war starts you if stalin bummed someone haha

2 hours left

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It's alright but it is FULL of locals which completely ruins it

why do we hate millionaires again?

the beatles are the most famous scousers in history and they couldnt give a toss about liverpool. makes you think

scranning some tiger steaks tonight

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looking back it was mostly the fact i was sat outside having a nice cup of tea while the discussion was taking place

>white sharia
Why?

corrr would love to spaff inside her fanny💦💦💦

Mum they have LITERALLY 6 figures
We do not

Simple as

actually think paul goes to liverpool a lot and catches buses and that

cant wait for this to fail hard

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cause you aint us

i agree. cocks, now thats the straight mans choice

Would love a deflation spiral, debtfags forever BTFO and houses would plummet in value.

noooooo say it won't

made for BBC

ktim (a local)

nah I couldn't eat this, like the only novelty of replacement meat is comparing it with the real thing
I'd feel obligated to hunt and eat endangered animals from the moment I tried it

when ive been on the liquids my tumbert undergoes somewhat of a deflation spiral upon the loo

because they have money, and I want their money without having to work hard or start a business of be lucky enough to have an ancestor who did that and passed the money on to me.

depends how they make their millions. I don't hate anyone because they have money.

>name is coomings
>looks like a coomer
>involved in a sex scandal during lockdown

caged up
sissied out
gagging for a bbc to bounce on

pc diy shit is such a fucking pain in the arse

Anybody can design a house

what sex scandal

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Don't even know what ktim means, and refuse to find out. But thanks for the (You) zoomoid

ilfracoom

this nigga certifiably insane on twitter now but shit he be makin sense doe

Should americans be considered /brit/ yes or no?

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inherited from my great grandmother who bought land in the 1940s, of course

Bourgeois parasites and exploiters.

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wanktoil and drinktoil await me

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no

Boomer tech

28 grams of protein? Based

What drink?

ho ho ho.... no

I dont consider americans people

Don't know if I'd consider them /brit/ but I don't mind them.

You don't need to follow a sand nigger religion to live a normal life

>peloton
you faggot those are the biggest rought

8 mile walk today
uphill literally

quite like arguing with the yanks in here

fancied a wank but did a rancid fart that's put me off

rejection
isolation
anger
betrayal
just some of the feelings im experiencing upon discovering that i've been kicked from the britcord

cheap white wine, strong cider and probably a beer or two as well