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LONDON
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we still doing emojis
🤡

:peepoClown::peepoClown:

home alone lads gonna watch porn on full volume 😈

>Major General Abdulaziz Abdullah al-Ansari said that LGBTQ fans and couples would be welcomed and accepted in Qatar during the tournament, despite same-sex relationships remaining a criminal offence there

>Fifa has previously said that rainbow flags would be permitted in stadiums but Ansari, the chairman of the National Counterterrorism Committee at the Ministry of Interior, said that there should be no promotion of gay rights

>“If he [a fan] raised the rainbow flag and I took it from him, it’s not because I really want to, really, take it, to really insult him, but to protect him”

>“Because if it’s not me, somebody else around him might attack. I cannot guarantee the behaviour of the whole people”

sounds like a lovely country

gf brought back friends for afters at 3am

kicked them out, might kick her out too

you sound very controlling

if rob brydon, stewart lee, johnny vegas and sean lock gave birth to a horrific chimaera, i'd be the that of /brit/
simple as and fucking fact

london london please please please be in fucking london PLEASE be in london PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE im so fucking lonely

PBUH

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wish i was like johnny vegas but i'm more like stewart lee

my windows are filthy

incest is hot but only when it involves other ppl and not me and my family

couldn't imagine shagging my sister
could, and often do, fantasize about shagging my mum

i'm a recovering pornaddict and that makes me better than you

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so close lads think im gonna make it

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weird cunt

LIV
ERP
OOL

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Eating last nights reheated chips lads not bad imo

Freak

nothing weird about wanting to shag your mum

heres 136 for you lad

still recovering? after all this time??

8===D 💨 💦

freak 🤢

being johnny is all fun and games until you realise you're known as the unintelligible fuckup with no bladder control
thats why i transitioned in my 20s to brydon: trim, in control, ever so slightly welsh, a keen performer, on the cutting edge of satire and mimicry, but always with an old-fashioned twinkle in his eye

bringing back noisy friends at 3am when you live with other people is a very rude thing to do 🤨

sounds like he just stood up for himself like a king 💪

witnessed

imagine how embarrassed his missus must have been

woke up with 5000 points so i bought all the emojies

dont care

what's your fave?

umm they're called emoticons 🤓🖕

they're literally not
why do people not know what an emoticon is?

grim

...

one of many reasons why i hope she leaves you

No bag or fags for a while now for me de lads

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aha good choice

nice effort lad
keep coming back

makes you think

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that was the first one i got. soon it will be gone, like tears in the wind..

Well done lad

haha love rob brydon and sean lock
johnny vegas is arse though, my preferred whale is phil jupitus

imagine how much money and labour we would save every year if we oriented our society towards nudism

heating bills going through the roof as it is and you want people to take clothes off!?

People taking their clothes off means everyone will have seggs :D to stay warm

fuck sake mate I know you only said this cause I’ve got phimosis and people will laugh at me

thanks lads

some say i have the tiniest willy in northern england and the scottish border regions

posting for the last time before the gimmick dies
nce
>mo

need a big batty bunda G

tinder and all dating apps/websites should be illegal

why?

ANIME!!

one more


newfags can't tricat

want to get on the beers and play tf2 but the pc is fucked