/nbg/ - Norwegian bitching general

Containment thread for the faggots from Norway and their quotidian complaining about how shit life in Norway is. Please stop shitting up the board.

Advice if you are from Norway and are unhappy
>reconsider if this is in fact, entirely your fault and no one elses
>reconsider above point again
>attempt to take advantage of your country's countless social support nets and (re-)education programs available to you for nothing
>if above point fails, consider if you are in irreperable genetic junk who should just shut the fuck up

Periodic advices from non-Norwegians are welcome, ideally in the form of bullying.

Tusen tak for jœr åttøntjoen!

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I suffer

I suffer in Norway.😢

...

it's almost scary how much we suffer

😭😭
it's dark outside 😭

...

æ e bare ein kar

Thinking about moving to Norway, any advice?

Don't. We're full.

no

Please nuke us

Bring a strong rope

>attempt to take advantage of your country's countless social support nets and (re-)education programs available to you for nothing

>Try to apply for government money
>Go to the website
>Log in
>Go to the apply money page
>Whoops it looks like there was a problem retrieving this information
>Try again in inkognito mode
>Page just keeps buffering infinitely
>Call them
>Get a pre-recorded voice telling me to press buttons
>After pressing button 7 times the voice tells me to wait for an answer
>Wait for literally 40 minutes
>Get through
>Tell woman about the website
>"I dunno lol try again later maybe"
>Request a meeting
>Get a phone meeting literally 2 months from then

You don't even know what suffering is

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hyyyyyyyyl
jeg bor i norge! 😱

>for dum og lat til å få gratis penger
Bra

you will suffer in norway

They're just faking it to rub it in our faces.

>>Request a meeting
ye, better go tell this bitch in person how fucked up this shit is...

i WILL move to another country
i WILL stop suffering

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