Imagine living in a country full of venomous snakes, spiders and scorpions. Fuck that

Imagine living in a country full of venomous snakes, spiders and scorpions. Fuck that.

Thank God I live in the UK.

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We call them politicians
Hey yo

Venemous reptiles are the least of your worries when you venture into the wilderness here, I'd rather find a Fer de Lance than a narco camp

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here there are venomous snakes
baboons that come and rob you and will bite you
sharks in the sea

When you come to Spain...there are 12 different species of snakes, 3 of them potentially mortal. Also the largest biodiversity of spiders in Europe, some of them toxic.

Plus wolves, bears, lynx ,and a long etc.

Thank god
yoU only like cities and balconies.

yeah, only have to deal with dangerous native species of the UK like Albanians, Nigerians, Pakis, and Poles?

thank god for northern hemisphere

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why do i think cobras look cute?

Ticks is the worst thing here.

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Russia is so big! You have everything.

This can't be true. You don't have national parks that are narco-free?

I'd take a snake over this fellow any day

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mosquitoes are scarier than snakes

weird mosquito

Most people who die from animals in a tropical forest are due to allergies. Wasps are the biggest terror of the rainforest. In addition to mosquitoes that transmit tropical diseases.

If she gives you a lil kiss you will be in the worst pain of your life for a week
If she kisses you again it will last for 2 weeks and your organs will start bleeding
If she kisses you a third time then you won't be in so much pain because you'll die

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I had asymptomatic dengue KEK

I'm jealous
It was the worst pain I ever felt, almost drank 5 liters of coca cola per day

my mom was like 7 days in BED with leg pain.

fuck this shit
it looks like everything tries to kill you over there

Need to ration your bug repellent if you wanna hike here. A friend of mine almost died to those things