I was looking at these Colombian tour videos and they convinced me I needed to take a vacation there...

I was looking at these Colombian tour videos and they convinced me I needed to take a vacation there. It looks like a literal paradise. You've got girls with nice round butts and thin waists parading around in midriff exposing outfits and booty shorts. I watched a 2 hour video and every 15 minutes I saw HANDFULS of 10/10s.

youtube.com/watch?v=lHQ3ltPLfto
youtu.be/57QiLayxIRo?t=37

The only thing stopping me from taking a plane there right now is being a coomer. I'll stare at and try to flirt with literally any women I see with her stomach exposed. I can just imagine myself walking into a wall or into traffic because some girl with a nice butt passed me by. Also most of these women have boyfriends, probably, which is frustrating. Why are you dressed like that in public, alone, when you already have someone?

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Do NOT come here

Why NOT?

You LITERALLY cannot suffer there.

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>even the smallest asses are perfectly round

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Camwhore sites are full of Colombian women. It's a shame because all the actual 10s are doing that instead of escorting. Thanks a lot, simps.

bump

brb booking a flight now

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>The only thing stopping me from taking a plane there right now is being a coomer.
are you kidding me? colombia is world famous for their prostitutes.

>paradise
i dont get it, whats so good about it?

Good luck getting aids

All the model tier whores in Colombia are on camwhore sites. That just leaves the streets with 5 and 6/10s.

You don't suffer in Brapzil.

This. Either theyre cam women or expensive prostitutes. It is possible to suffer in brazil.

>Cali Curves
Didn't know Californian women were renowned for your curves, huh...

It might as well be California in 20 years.

Sexxx

I don't want a prostitute.

good lord have mercy

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