/brit/

how do you get the emoticons on iphone

No carbs before Marbs

That doner meat looks dry af

Feels strange that my parents have been split up and estranged for years and seeing other people but still refuse to divorce each other

haha u marbing too

Reminds me of your mother's piss flaps when I'm not there

I'm going to be completely honest with you guys, I've never actually eaten poo

So it was all a lie
Don't know how to feel right now

Thoughts on Japanese girls?
Reply in emoji form, if you will

freak

Got the Metallic gold lava lamp running right now lads.

never met any, aren't too common round 'ere

please, at least tell me there was a poo in a barm

*comes up behind you and pulls your trousers down*

💦

There's the door
*Points at my bum*

😤

*immediately instinctively begins masturbating*
areuughguhughgh AUUUUGGGHHHH

gays? not a fan

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😐:kay:

what kind of scruff doesn't own a belt these days? nobody's pulling my pants down

*starts sobbing*
I'm so sorry....

>go to your browser
>go to 4channel.org
>select a board
>new thread
>type I am an iphone nonce
>shove your iphone up your arse
>neck self

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needs my arsehole vaporised STAT
any big willied gentlemen around to help me out?

*Is wearing trousers under my trousers*

...

they're not all like that
some just want to be treated like normal people, if you can imagine it

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how did she come up with that
just thinks i know im gona show him my arse lol

Lads, will getting a cheeky blowjob tomorrow help with depression?

*enters thread holding a glass of rum and coke*

Got a robot emoji in my latest booster pack
Shan't be sharing it

Often wonder what normal gays think of the gays who speak in the 'gay voice' and who dress feminine etc.

*sips pint*

weird body shape me
if i do up my belt as tight as i can you can still yank it down. once its pulled past the beltline there's nothing stopping gravity

for about an hour then it will come back

>normal gays
🤡

At toil de lads

A single act to cut straight to the heart of the matter that he will never be a woman. No matter how many willards he sucks, how much filler he gets put in his lips, how much makeup he wears, how thin he makes himself he will never, EVER, be a woman.

*enters thread with a coffee (black) and whisky (cheap)*
alri lads

probingtoil of the anusberg begins 👽

🤖

alri julian

i'm 6'2 and 70kg me haha

premise of this program?

*smacks it out of ur hand*

but she showed her arse which he will have shud have shown her vaj innit

chanberg stole my pointstoil:monkaHmm:

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and it was the correct move

get your eyes off my fookin pint now before i kick yer fookin head in mate

got the super rare

Nah it's a different one. Goes to a different school.

asks the staff at spoons to escort you off the premises

*dips my finger in it*
mmm

she held back

no need to go all out on the mentally ill

*submerges my eyeballs into it*

^ Diego

women's bums naturally look different to mens though, it's the same effect

women have shapely pear bums as they naturally store fat in their hips, bum and thighs. Men have Hank Hill arses.

WHERE’D ALL MY FUCKING EMOTES GO?

so they were nces

How do I get the wee pictures?

come on then, let's have it you little bumboy
*steps left foot forwards*
*raises fists*

:kay:

*Removes glass eye*
*Puts it in your pint*
Well it's not on your pint now is it

lol hide thw epoer level
seen menw tih womens arsea dnw omen with mens desu
what on earth

i unironically have fucked estrogen levels and carry fat in my hips arse and thighs (also grow perky tits)

desktop only

>using emoji as part of a word
ground-breaking post

howling can you post your chest

The nightmare scenario

u type : example : but without the spaces

*bums you*

Watched a movie from Netflix with parentberg tonight, instead of sitting in my room on /brit/

I carry pretty much all my body fat in my arse cheeks
skinny runt everywhere else but I have a very feminine, shapely bum

post bum

no 😅

...

💢:anger:

This is him:

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are you hairy though or do you shave your body?

fuck off gay cunt

honestly site is shite without 4chanx

Not gay just attracted to your beautiful female features

*enters the thread to my theme song*

youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48?t=24

my body hair is very thin

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Do you ever touch your peepee to videos of naked women diegs?

ye

Would scran all this for brekkie and then for tea

so you're going to hell then

Picked up Angela Rayner last night
£30 to finish in her arse. She nicked my battered sausage and scraps though.

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Willies do not turn me on, but I have used a dildo before.

ye mayb

A good example of the difference between mens and womens bums. No biological man is walking around caked out like that unless he squats 3-plate minimum. Meanwhile women just exist with bums like that.

let biran rend them asunder

...

should let a woman do that to you

Maya Forstarter is a lying cow
Constantly peddles to story (including in today's Daily Mail), that she was fired from her job for tweeting that you can't change your sex.
The reality is actually that she didn't have her annual contract renewed after numerous complaints were made about her aggressively harassing transgender staff members and clients.

What's wrong lad?

how do I emoji?

...

👍

>Meanwhile women just exist with bums like that.
no we dont
effort is need just as well for women

brother's new gf loves to cook and bake and she's good at both

every day she makes him breakfast and lunch for work and dinner and she bakes all sorts of cakes and pastries

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>have to spend points to buy emotional icons now
ffs

type the emoji you want to post in the name field