/brit/

afflicted with this one

BREAKING NEWS : Man arrested in Cheadle for having sex with a Snake.
>Witnesses say Mr McDonagh was attempting to chase the snake with a copper wire, calling it a dosser and throwing cans of Guinness at the animal.

i.e. ukrainian

gonna spend my welfare on the heroin

Just seen a man shagging Solid Snake

would hate having a gf because it would mean i couldnt just come up to my computer after tea and sit there for 6 hours straight

Ome day something really will happen in cheadle and no one will believe it

knew a nigga in school that was named nathaniel
poor lad

kek i do this

smoking crack

mental how primative vhs and cassette tapes were as a platform, almost can't believe they were sold as actual consumer technology for decades

Seen this before and it is pure kino

just saw a very strange webm including a snake

my penis hasn't changed in size since i was 14 so anyone who shags me is a nonce

missus making me ham egg and chips

just watched a snake getting bummed

involving*

not at this time of night

kek

*enters the thread*

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bros
i lack discipline

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just saw a webm of a man shagging Queen Elizabeth II

prefer not to say

cold in

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god i love this american frog
kinda makes me wish i was born a yank

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If I lived in a rainy European city like that I'd commit suicide out of sheer happiness, look at the architecture in that gif

thinking about getting something to wear around my neck as a good luck charm
don't really believe in that kind of shit but on the off chance it is real then wearing a pendant is a small price to pay

I had no idea there was a film about christchurch

jokes interspersed with horrifying stories of his family life. well told though

Can you imagine being balls deep in a snake's hole-thing, for it to be going well only to ejaculate and have the snake instinctively react thinking you're injecting your own human version of venom, leading you to your death from it biting and/or strangling you?
What a way to go

april fools n aw aht innit
yet none ae yees have got a good joke atween youse
state ae it

>I'd commit suicide out of sheer happiness
what does this even mean
like it makes no logical sense

sat on me bollocks again

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the boy who cried cheadle

Hello my friends

the snake was raping him

business idea : cheadle dialect of the scots language

chill out, hitler!

still better than modern digital services

for some reasons I began to think piracy isn't that bad

ofc is a person uses pirate files on expensive PC which is his main PC it's an idiocy if it's expensive or has a private data

but some moments literally made me think piracy isn't that bad
I'm not even about the fact you can't buy some games in Russia anymore
I'm about different moments

Pissed off at boilerberg, spent the last half hour bleeding the radiators and what did it do? Nothing!

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America needs Socialism.

womfy

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Real life Richard Corey

how are your bollocks that saggy. i can't force mine to hang that low

blackedtoil looms for snakeberg

...in hoi4

Why's it so bleeding cold?

I'd go out to party and take risks I otherwise wouldn't take. I'd have such a euphoric lifestyle that I'd die before 30

Mental how expensive alcohol is in clubs. Absolute rip off

This lad just said he'd fuck a tranner in the last thread

STANDING HERE i REALISE YOU WERE
JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

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sneak it in like at the cinema

>2000s
>Euros are a bunch of shitlib libtards who hate America and love bin Laden and Saddam

>Late 2010s-now
>Euros are a bunch of reactionaries who hate non-whites, worship America, and get REALLY angry when Americans say living here actually sucks and that there's no reason why the quality of life in the wealthiest and most geographically advantaged nation in human history should be so criminally low

?

big balls innit

weather n thaf

NATIONAL Socialism

because some of the buildings look nice???
btw they dont
most of europe (especially the uk) looks like pic rel

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petition for /brit/ to adopt american english

got kicked out of a club once the minute i whipped out a tactical flask of fireball, they were watching me like a hawk

started off in missionary, she was almost whimpering with every stroke, did that for a few minutes, then moved to doggy style for a short while, then finally spooning sex where she's almost on her back and on my side going at it sort of like doggy but laying down, she came then finished me off with a bj

all in all a good shag, she'll be back for more I'm sure

Convinced that 90% of the people that spout It Has To Be This Way have never played MGR and beaten Armstrong

>worship America, and get REALLY angry when Americans say living here actually sucks
Sorry which Europeans are these?

>reactionaries who hate non-whites
>worship America
u wot

thoughts on this place?
lads are a bit dull here imo

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Yeah, sure
*farts in your face*

i find spooning sex to be quite a bit more challenging than porn makes it look

in socialist society torrents would be absolutely legal, as people would do something not for a financial profit, but for an idea

also American cinema is very trashy sometimes, because some movies were made for a profit

you got an active imagination, maybe you should write a book?

why have you got rid of all them wee islands

...yh

can't stand zoomer fitness influencers
if you're under 25 you shouldn't be allowed to give anyone advice on anything

since when did poorthern direland reach down to dublin

You are the fruit of our loins

Bizzare map

its aussieland but the weather is shit, people are miserable and you cant surf because most of the beaches have pebbles instead of sand
oh did i mention the fact the weather is shit