You WILL love us

You WILL love us
You WILL lust for us and our BROWN cheese
You WILL want sexo with us

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Is this what mental illness looks like

But that isn't Denmark.

Norgay uses funny cheesecutters

>and our BROWN cheese
Sell my on brunost, how does it taste

>2 percent arable land
No thanks, I'd rather go to Italy, at least they have the Alps and Po Valley.

Norway is a paradise.

Please send us more gas.

It tastes slightly sweet and caramelly, goes really well with strawberry jam or cream
We don't need land when we have the...vgh... SEA

It tastes more like caramel than cheese

Probably also fiskars kek

That title belongs to Switzerland.
At least they don't have to worry about rising sea water.

I don't hate them, but my favorite Nordic people are Bergman (Swedish), Strindberg (Swedish), and Kierkegaard (Danish). Oh, I like Lars von Trier, he is Danish. Yes, they are cool too.

sweaty everyone is mentally ill, some just aren't aware of the fact yet

Norway could basically invade sweden just by rolling boulders on top of their mountains while central europe would be called new atlantis

Please, brown "cheese" is unironically no closer to cheese than american "cheese" is. They both use all the same ingredients of cheese, but aren't created with cheesemaking methods. You guys just say "but cheesemakers produce it so it counts as a cheese!"
I mean it doesn't taste even remotely like cheese unless you get the kind with some goat cheese in it.

Would the water start flowing from germanian hills if norwegian blocked their source? Expain yourself bro

I suffer

Expain indeed
I mean alps are next at same elevation

The norwegian national anthem

hysj

Ah now I get it, thanks bro

Sex

Bro come to find land and we can suffer in finnish
Bro