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in prison for noncery most like

Yuzu

feel a sense of superiority when I say I'd like to eat her arse, because I know I would actually be licking her bumhole, whereas other lads would just mean they'd be eating her pussy from behind.

simple as that really, I'm better than you lot

dogshit job, unknowingly an NPC

any gibbymooers?

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cringe is off the charts

and what sort of work do you do?
webdev shit?

eating arse means eating arse

Speak.

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Anime

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The tallcell:
Extremely autistic, asocial, and a loser, even with genetics going to bat for him from birth, no one's interested.

steal from the rich and give to the poor

most of our problems would disappear if we went back to feudal agrarianism

>suarethhh
See

*Towers over you*
I'd be eating her shit mate, now jog on

Business idea
Allow rich men to violate poor men's wives without rebuttal

am a neet and wank to traps all day. claim bennies and live with the parents.

not time to get out my comfort zone yet, going to spend a couple more years earning a comfy salary
85k is not so bad

Wouldn't be in NI.

Potentially
Post more and we'll see

And replaced with new problems of rampant disease, illiteracy, and monocrop diets

business idea: be the first brit poster to monetize my personality

steal from the rich (normans) and give to the poor (saxons)

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Nichola Sturgeon is thick as fuck
She paid a ferry company to build ferries and it turns out the boss was being paid £3000 a day
Mong cunt

It's not theft, simply taking what is ours.

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based. making npc's here tremble.

business idea: sell off Britain's vital civil infrastructure to rapacious foreign investment funds with track records of asset stripping, under-investment and debt-loading

*sniffs*
PHWOOOOOAR

Bought some "temporarily out of stock" Asics crepes on Amazon because they were only £25 but now I'm worried that I might have to wait 6 months or more and they'll keep mugging me off and saying "Oh yeah they'll be here soon, no worries"

Give over Wolfie. Benefits are on their way out along with the scroungers that claim them. Accept that. You are being offered no alternative.

Much you get in bennies?

I’m currently ineligible for UC due to having >£16k savings. Could potentially get JSA but I’d have to go through the whole job centre rigamarole and it feels genuinely not worth it for the pittance you get.

twitch.tv/aikobliss

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>illiteracy
Ahhh no so.... Bad?i
>disease
How?
>monocrop
Retard

wish I were a werebear

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The goods have been damaged

it grim

why don't we just start invading wogs and taking their stuff again?

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back when i was a youngen we used to walk into shops with a 5 sheet and ask for it to be broken down into coins then when they opened the till we'd reach over and grab as many sheets as we could

used to be top graft back in the day that have a little driver parked a few streets away and give him a chip out the raise oh yes those were the days lads 2008 ended up getting nicked for a series of commercial burgs in the end and served 5 years then my dad killed his self but anyway was mad times them

Nah.

don't think that ever stopped happening, la, today you just do it differently

drinking hairspray

dirty pikey

Ethically/morally wrong innit

Poor hands wondering why everyone around him is scum typed this

I work for a living, like millions of other proletarians. We don't need the bourgeoisie. They are exploiters and parasites and they can be culled entirely. The capitalists, royals and landowners who eat but don't work are the scroungers,and they have to die.

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didn't read a sentence of that soliloquy

might have another pint

Genuinley on the verge of suicide, lads

are bea

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If you insist.

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want to stick fifa on but I don't want to get all worked up before beddy byes

Because they kick the shit out of us when we do.

QT on in 2 mins

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remember that period of time Any Forums was obsessed with having gay sex with blacks because it was related to slavery or some shit

like footballers?

might become a rail network manager

Robinho with his dribbling skills

alri wakey

based moochad x

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>I work for a living
doubt that lmao

Leftypol will shit his nappy and that's the only reason we don't

ktim

for me? PES 6 Adriano

Any Forums was truly broken by blacked posting

>those arms
ayyyyyylmao
dumb bitch

The uk will fall and be 80% afro-asian by 2040

i enjoyed the buck breaking gimmick

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i am a bin man, laugh all you want but i have no qualifications and get paid better than aldi (which is realistically my only other option)

mikey got hit by a bus trying to cross the M1

Looking forward to the census results coming out?

won't laugh at you will simply warn my hypothetical children about ending up like you

haha, good example, but yes, poor countries are so easy to corrupt, you don't need a military invasion, just give a quid to the boss man and he'll let you siphon off the rest of the wealth away
only reason military invasions are carried out is when your corrupted boss man loses the election or is overthrown by another bossman

>cuts herself
>makes porn
That's just sad.

Welllllll... we do things a little differently down south....

>Suarez pronunciation
They literally pronounce it as we do
That's the same as people that call Morinhno 'Ho-say'

still gets a lot of use in /f1/

Except you're nonsensically quoting century old dogma when the facts are that it's the underclass which is being done away with as it's simply surplus to requirements. We do not need the sweat if your brow,or anything else from you. You're simply greasy, hungry pieces of meat that we can dispense with. Goodbye.

>500 internal server error

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blah blah blah blah

? They come out next year i just did the census last week

i fully expect them to "postpone" it due to covid or some shit

what career progression do you see lad

do you see yourself being the senior bin man who drives the bin lorry in 5 years time

There's another 25+ million like me in Britain.

Scottish freak

any worthless loser man in

why would I?

don't hold your breath
it's been like a thousand fucking years of england over there right

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That'll make a nice change.

want a ginger girl to shove her finger up my arse

Feel very anxious and horrible tonight for no reason at all. Like something really, really, really bad is about to happen.

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We need "bin men" and waste/sanitation people as well as road maintenance people. Strike for 1 month, every single person in any of those categories, and things get hair very quickly

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

That’s the appeal tho; mentally ill lass who has been downtrodden all her life, nothing to look forward to, lives in a cupboard in a dowdy old house.

I can save her.

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? Tha an loch seo gu bheil e air ais

Surely not

Find out how many blacks there are and that

more of a snivelling slug myself

bit of a vandal me

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theres another 25 million autistic teenagers who post communist propaganda on a mongolian basket weaving site?

Of the 4 million Ukrainian refugees who’ve fled the country, roughly 2 million are children.

Isn't it summer in bongistan? Why're you lads complaining about the cold

wish I could just be a binman desu,
would be easy on the brain I imagine,
just run after the truck and dump the bins innit

that american black who was talking about the slave sodomising machines sure seemed to have how do i say it huhh ul----tierrrr-reee-ooooor moootiiiiives

listen no need to judge me lads was all part of the game back in the day we used to hit fruit machines too them mario ones would often have 3k+ in them used to keep the tools in the back of my mates clio in that compartment where your spare wheel goes so it always looked proper then we would put all the coins n that in football socks and tuck them inside the bumper corr remember multiple 10k+ raises in a day back then dont condone it like im an honest man now did me time inside work as a scaffolder now things we did when we were young

take a breather mate, it'll be alright
i suffer from anxiety too sometimes

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Getting /adv/ to try and convince me not to kill myself ahaha

>lives in a cupboard
Is she actually in a cupboard? Wtf

Quite a few I'd imagine

ktim, experience this at least once a week

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Don't see why (((they))) don't just let me buy a freehold 2-bed end-of-terrace (with a garden, bath, and fireplace/logburner) within five miles of Oxford city centre for £280k

There is a conspiracy against me

arrest them all

It's not doing away with anything, it's just the bourgeoisie trying to accumulate capital which they've always tried to do. Class struggle is an ongoing process but the proletariat will win. Every British capitalist, landowner, privately educated tarquin could have his smug face impaled on a spike and nothing would be lost.
The bourgeoisie gains its profit by exploiting the proletariat, therefore we can exterminate them.

No England hasn't existed since 1707

all my doing, sorry

did not intend to doom you personally

Yeah mate, deffo didn't get LITERALLY snowed on today

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Snowed today my lad, went for a run and it was a bloody blizzard out
On Saturday I was strutting around in shorts and t-shirts perving at girls in bikinis
That's just the world we live in now

Looks like a very small room and she has one of those IKEA beds that you have to climb a ladder to get into.

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energy bills going up tomorrow x

feeling full of intense lust

/f1/ was/is definitely broken by Hamilton

and that was in 2004

eighteen years later, 25 out of 20 women admit lying to their partners

Bbc breeded those girls

'ikea bed you have to climb a ladder to get into' commonly known as a bunk bed

Unfathomably based

There are 25+ million proletarians in Britain who will come to realise that communism is the only way out. More than that really. Only about 5-10% of the British population has any vested interest in maintaining capitalism.

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like women who look like I could snap them in half because I get to feel magnanimous simply by not doing it

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Fucking hell whats with the scars?

Years ago that would have turned me on so much. Still would

she just needs to be blacked and she'll be fine

You can't even decide if women can have cocks. You're as dead as the feeble anachronistic nonsense you're spouting. By the time my grandchildren are thinking of retiring the only lower classes will be below stairs staff and migrant labour. Council eataes will have been ploughed back to greenfield and nobody will even remember what a "benefit" was.

what happens when the census goes against rorke?

corr would love to spaff inside her

Feel as though bunk bed implies a lower bunk as well as up whereas the IKEA beds are just one singular bed up high. Important to be clear about the distinction.

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what in the fuck

The problem isn't class struggle, it's various factors but they can be solved pragmatically, I dabbled with Marxism-Leninism before but took issue with its stance on social issues and supression of free assembly

Right, but it's a legal jurisdiction regardless isn't it? England & Wales? At least that's what fucking wikipedia tells me

doing a molt

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i need capitalism because ughhhh drive thru starbucks hun PSL? yassss queen those be bussin x

Basically if you don't want to bow down before the rich and watch them prosper while you're impoverished, cold and hungry, what you want is communism.

Brexit Britain Innit
Bloody eu won't give us our fair share of the sun
Said its something to do with fishing rights

Nah.

Each scar is a black man she has slept with

Rorke kills himself and it furthers the shift toeards what rorke hates most

Surely thats not our brit?

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Wtf is this shit about energy, morons should've seen it at the pumps

what if i dont give a shit and just want to murder you

What chavmongs want is irrelevant. They exist at their masters pleasure. See that you don't test it.

>can't even decide if women can have cocks
Actually yeah I can, they don't.
Your grandchildren will have to fight go themselves when the bullets and bombs stop flowing.

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My ex would say that the hottest thing about men is that most could easily kill her with their bare hands.

Reckon she was fucked in the head tbqh.

Mate the russian revolution was 125 years ago
Communism has lost grip on the world not gained it, look at the fuckin "Marxist-Leninist" states, they're all autocratic shitholes
You want fucking stalinism where people can't even take a piss without risking being arrested?

grim

*harvests energy using my perfectly aligned chakras*
im a diety amongst mere mortals

The masters can b culled and brutally

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Sick to bastard death of having to explain in every thread that that image is a shoop.

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