/brit/

miley cyrus (2006) sex arse

sharn't be reading a single word of that

Yeah and they do nothing anyway
Lazy cunts

for me it's always a sore, puffy foreskin

At what age do men stop that cringe inducing tendency to be always competing against each other?
Fucking hated it as a kid.
Reason I stopped having male friends.
We are not animals ffs.
Such low IQ behaviour.

still havent gotten over those pictures of her havin a wee absolutely amazing they are

what do you call it when you shit in a tin? a poo tin

pics

It's important to point out the lies, moreover British imperialism benefits only a slither of the population, namely the bourgeoisie and also the labour aristocrats who are represented by the Labour Party.

The vast majority of the proletariat in Britain don't benefit, as shown by the bourgeoisie gleefully impoverishing the working class with energy price rises, restricting gas and oil imports, increasing house prices with intentional policies, the Bank of England telling workers not to ask for a pay rise, while ramping up military spending and lavishing the Ukraine with weapons.

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lad, you're on thin fucking ice right now

brit windy out

losers think about winners, winners think about winning

Sigma grindset.

april fools! i have gotten over them in fact! aha!

hi can you post them
sorry my mate just typed that haha

riddle me this brit
when i talk of shit
if its poo you seek
which hole is weak?

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bumhole

*skates away*

student allegedly appointed director of bankrupt company, gets millions in debt

I don't give a flying fuck about your winning/losing crap.
Just want to live my own life my own way.
Don't care about society imposed metrics.
I have my own goals and that's it.

Brooooo you don't get it, this is literally Putin's plan he's played the west like a fiddle

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april fools! i dont even have those pictures mate! got ya!

>british imperialism

mate we've been a vassal of the usa since WW2

some nonce followed me to the bathroom at the Batman movie and asked me what movie i was watching
guess he thought i was a kid since im so skinny

I have many
You have nonce
Willy shit piss
spunk wank cum

plimshole

an umbrella

hahahaha howling why didn't you just nut the bastard

alri, i'm off
have a good one, lads

been quite enjoying limmys content lately me

farted just now

did the man stream the thing with the funny accent hahaaaa classic

he's got literally one gimmick,
worst "comedian" in the UK

They’ve turned the weans against us

corrr what a long day
*removes socks, filling the thread with the pungent aroma of cheesey feet*

Got covid lads. Meant to go to a mad party on Saturday but still testing positive. Should I just buy a load of ketamine and get spazzed by myself tonight?

I got a 55% pay rise by moving company this year, not to mention the bonus and the stock option incentives :)

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THE CHAIRMAN

youtube.com/watch?v=4zkTbMtL4DI

>this is not the first recently that I have had my identity stolen
screaming

It's posts like this that keep bringing me back to /brit/.

any time an american says something I cringe massively

need a new job because toil is too easy. problem is i dont have any skills. anyone want to employ me . I'll clean your arse for you

Just had sex with the girlfriend for the 2nd time today and her fanny smells absolutely rancid after spaffing in her this morning.

Glad I didn't offer to eat her out

bit of a coward honestly

love giving my arse a good scratch when I get in from work

*does an awful post*

fuck off hexatarq freak

hey, Spainlad! You're a cunt!

why didnt she wash . state of you shagging a dirty cunt

april fools! absolutely despise limmy me haha! i know the german fella wont get this, but it's what us anglos call a JOKE, it's when we say something HUMOUROUS, for FUN!

trip on spainlad

love squeezing poo out a bit then sucking it back up. pretty sure I'm bent

you can scratch his arse

also the hungarian pilots on the now defunct malev gave me a tour of the cockpit and plane cause technically i was an 'unaccompanied minor' and got to ride with the crew
that was really fun

the anus, crack or cheek ?

Oh my god lads its just started snowing in London, was wondering why its been so fucking cold all day

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bet you loved that you little faggot