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toilet seat fell down while i was having a wee and it sprayed me wee all over meself, the floor and the toilet seat, think it'll be dry by morning or should i mop up me own wee?

need some regular physical activity lads

recommend me a sport to take up

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Ukrainians executing Russian POWs is just like when Harry uses the Cruciatus Curse on Bellatrix Lestrange in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007). It was ok because he was really upset that she'd just killed his Godfather (Sirius Black).

Giving this a listen bbcmaestro.com/courses/alan-moore/storytelling

3 km daily run on treadmill. Simple as

Their love movies are quite good.
I enjoyed Love Phobia

Mate is being a bellend.
C'est la vie.

gay anal sex

would like some social aspect to it if it's all the same thanks

what kinda porn do indians watch anyway?

Don't bother lifting the seat when I go for a piss

being a spunktrumpet is he? bit of a twatbadger?

Reminder that the Russians somehow have a 7:1 K/D ratio despite being conscripts forced to fight against determined Ukranians defending their homeland armed with Western weaponry. At least that's what some tard would have you believe.

>Ukrainians executing Russian POWs
Where is your evidence

DEH

april fools! i didnt even have a wee mate! egg on your face today de lad!

Ok this one was funny I'll admit

you'd have to be really low IQ bottom of the barrel baby brains to not have the ability to see things from the russian perspective

A bit like battle for helm's deep in LOTR then

>pissing in the toilet
literally why arent you pissing in the sink? dont think ive pissed in a toilet without having a poo for at least 4 years at this point unironically

reminder that discussion of the Special Military Operation in Ukraine belongs on Any Forums

>

Neutral sources are saying the Ukrainians have a 3:1 K/D

would love a load of russian soldiers (benders) gathering around my borders (anus)

What does the disease that bruce willis has even do

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cycling, running, swimming
tennis or table tennis or squash
football or volleyball or basketball in a team

depends on who you are and what you are into

>Western weaponry
Means nothing, NATO's never fought anyone that could put up a fight since Vietnam.

>would like some social aspect to it if it's all the same thanks
*not out of any genuine social need, it's just that if there's other people involved I'd feel bad about skipping out and worry what they might think so it will keep me doing it regularly; I know how my brain and anxieties work

bit straight me

done me again aha, what're you like

No, just a bellend.

>from the Russian perspective
As I see it, the Russian people are like Darth Vader and Putin is like the Emperor. They've done bad things but ultimately they want to do the right thing and will overthrow Putin (the Emperor) and throw him down a gigantic pit into the reactor of the Second Death Star during the Battle of Endor (4ABY).

that assassins creed game set in France was pretty good

causes his brain to turn into a dark orb

instead of his brain there is a dark orb

ah yeh being a cocksnogger is he

I support Russia in their special military operation to defeat neo-nazi terrorism and secure the rights and freedoms that the Luhansk and Donestk folk have fought for the past eight years.

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Toilet pissers will never understand us sink pissing chads

No mate. Read what I posted.

Gf's family is originally from Uzbekistan and their family keeps calling me Nigger even though I'm really white. They all speak with an American accent too. Very confusing

just can't help but get skidmarks all over the toilet

here we get 10c per can/bottle we recycle, is it even worth the time of putting them all into a bag or some such then taking them down to the recycling centre? just cant be bloody arsed with it all

>somehow Putin returned

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When the fascists invaded the USSR they made it their business to kill as many Soviet POWs as possible, while licking the arse of British and American soldiers in captivity. The Soviets didn't massacre German POWs but they all went scurrying west in 1945 as they knew the allies would be soft on them and reuse them against the USSR.

fucking stressed about something but i cant remember what it is but its nagging in the back of mind

nigger or nigga?

>Means nothing

Tell that to all the Russian tankers whose vehicles got opened up like a can of sardines kek

My Uni dorm had a sink in every room and it became a shamefully common even for me to piss in the sink while drunk cause i couldnt make it to the share bathroom that was two (2) floors above me

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His brain just deteriorates into complete mush

Rorke cries about free speech but then sides with Russia, where police will beat you in the street for holding up a blank piece of paper
Makes you think

bobs
vagane
NO scat, have enough of that in my daily life

>watching films
>watching slant films

m8...

The dlc is good too

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Hard R Nigger

>"UKRAINE IS KILLING POWS AND CIVILIANS!!!"
>I ask for a source
>The Russian bot instantly disappears
Really makes you think

I just recycle them in the normal recycling
Unless I saved literally months of beers (and I actually drink a fair bit of beer) it wouldnt be worth the petrol price to go to the center for me
Maybe if I lived in a city

I don't recycle at all. All my shit goes in a black bag and it all goes in the same bin.

No one has ever called me up for it, nor will they ever. Who will stop me? The bin police? Even if such a force existed, by the time my un-separated rubbish reaches human eyes it has already been mixed with dozens of other households' rubbish bags then mixed together in a big industrial machine before being fed through a conveyor belt.

The simple fact is that all this shit gets sorted out at the waste management centre. It's not my job to sort that shit out. If they want me to do so then they can pay me. Not my problem if my beans tin gets stuck up a dolphin's blowhole. Not arsed.

Ok Dave you had a long night last night. Take the day off.

hate listening to foreign cunts drone on in their broken english in the pseduo yankish accents
all got this inherently naturally loud and confident complex about them as well really wish they'd fuck off

I know that exact feel.
I used to be on Ritalin and that makes you hella thirsty so I was drinking loads and pissing every 30 minutes.
At some point I said, fuck it, and started pissing in the sink.

At one point I considered buying a urinal and hooking it to the same drainage as the sink, but it would be weird having a urinal in your bedroom, lol

at least russian police are consistent. our police will treat BLM and XR with kiddy gloves while pulling out the riot squad for the UK military community when they protested the abusive litigation against veterans of the northern ireland special military operation

I piss in the sink all the time, partially convenience, partially because my bladder is so small that I routinely go every 30-60 minutes and I don't want to disturb them since some of them sleep right by the toilet.

was being posted everywhere a couple of days back, refuse to believe you didnt see it if you're some what invested in the conflict

I used to live with a German girl in shared accomodation and she couldn't believe that we would just throw cans and bottles into the rubbish. She insisted we recycle them, and lectured us about a similar system to this they have in Germany. I just don't care

So you still have no evidence

>When all these things that never happened….
alri

hate it when news articles contain the word 'vile'
very unprofessional and makes it look like they're trying too hard

went on holiday to scotland couple of years ago with some of my friends
in edinburgh we encountered a begger saying he didn't have any money for food in broken english and asking us for money, i said hed have to dance for it and he actually did too lol
we put on spice girls and made him dance for like 10 minutes before we gave him the equivalent of like £2 loooool

april fools! i dont even know where the local recycling centre is!

Losses between two sides with similar weaponry are inevitable. It's not 2003 Iraq with Challenger 2s against 1970s weapons. If Ukraine had a large tank force Russia anti-tank weapons would be destroying their tanks.

>Sup bitches. Chad warden here.

Diabetes that mate

why cant they just send the rubbish into space

got really fucked up disgusting yellow teeth from smoking me

Dreaming of a /brit/ mansion where we all help eachother get fit and become normies and have loads of gay banter that leads to some of us having cheeky drunken make out sessions late at night

Rorke wouldn't side with Putin you fucking newfag. Learn your /brit/lore before you make such braindead retarded statements you permavirgin.

>Rorke

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I don't recycle cause I don't care

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did my monthly bath and honestly it's quite nice not smelling putrid body odour every time i shift my weight around. might have to make this a bi-weekly thing.

You are 100% correct.
The recycling bin is there simply so these waste management centres don't have to pay for more staff than they need.
And that rubbish that the council charges you to pick up? They SELL that shit to the waste management centre. The council are flipping your shit which they charge you to pick up.

used to do this then the bin men stopped emptying my bins, got a sticker on top of my bin issuing me a warning too

alri poof

Guess the lockdown sent New Zealanders a bit mad if they think the fascist axis didn't invade the USSR.

don't think it is, but then again I have been outrageously unhealthy the past few months

lol our recycling bin has been sat in the back garden for 10 years full of garden shite when dad was doing the garden

recycling is a huge scam anyway, it gets sent to a landfill anyway

was walking around at 6am and met this asian guy driving around fishing cans out of everyone’s bins. think he was trying to recruit me to help him haha. had a pretty nice done up 4wd too so idk what he was doing

The Western supply of modern anti tank weaponry has been very important for Ukranian forces since their old AT weaponry wasn't capable of beating newer Russian armour. This is a fact, anything else you say is just Putin shill cope.

Here they dont really care if you dont recycle because theyre more worried if you put non recycling in the recycling bin than the other way around
I recycle simply because its easier for me, id run out of normal bin space each week if I did not at least recycle bottles

>while licking the arse of British and American soldiers in captivity.
based
>The Soviets didn't massacre German POWs
nah they massacred their own people instead
communism kills

why?
Have you told them thats offensive and illegal?

anyway?

simply don't care about recycling. i'll be dead before the planet is so i don't give a fuck.
let the imbeciles of the next generation suffer. society gets no favours from me.

You can see it in war threads on gif and k. It's the one where it's start with the guy with no front teeth and covered in blood dying

really tired de lads might get into bed yeah

hello

Maybe a Kiwi wonders why you cry tears for Soviets 80 years later

no you won't
be quiet

Dave only sees what Dave wants to see.

Remember that time when we were told Rorke hated Churchill
That was when the Rorke/leftypol gimmick had been taken over by nitwits

>while licking the arse of British and American soldiers in captivity
not originally. they only started doing that when it became clear that the Soviets would rape and murder their way to France if they could and they needed someone to go easy on them. Case in point the Wormhoudt massacre.

people still posting about russia/ukraine?
get a fucking hobby you gimps. stamp or coin collecting, anything at this point.

the ukrainians are lashing out because they are getting BTFO

april fools! im not really tired, im just tired! making a fool of absolutely everyone today i am!

The thing is, we know that Russia is killing civilians. They're shelling residential buildings.

Has Dave ever posted his face? What about Rorke? And who is Tarquin?

Just brought this post to the attention of Scotland Yard with all UK county councils in copy you are so fucked mate

The bourgeoisie aren't our own people.

Finally escaped the Peoples republic of Victoria now im stuck in London.
Out of the pan and into the fire of hipsters.
Anyone keen to show me some sane spots here?

they massacred many british troops in france too in 1940
boo fucking hoo

Dave appropriating the "Dave" gimmick to avoid being Dave posted.

No better than boat migrants

Je suis Dave.

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Devilish.

just noticed I've had my flies down all day

Lenin’s impression of New Zealand from reading the book? “A country of inveterate, backwoods, thick-headed, egotistical philistines, who have brought their “civilisation” with them from England and keep it to themselves like a dog in a manger.”

I'm not sure why. the gf has apparently already told them that it's offensive (she doesn't like it at all), yet they keep calling me it. They called me it in public the other day, won't be long until they get me or themselves heemed.

Boo fucking hoo yourself you fucking moronic twat

The rorke gimmick got taken over by nitwits when leftypol was coined
It was then that it became an americanised ‘left vs right’ thing
Rorke was literally never about ‘being right wing’ and only when the Americanised idea that ‘racism is right wing’ came over did it descend into that

How the fuck did Qatar get to host the world cup
Stadiums built by Indian and Filipino slave workers
50c heat in the winter
Alcohol is illegal
Homosexuality illegal
Bacon illegal

Imagine all these European hooligans and pintmen turning up in a nation where alcohol has a prison sentence and public violence and disorder gets you a public caning

*zips it up for you with my yellow teeth and winks at you*

Dave, Hero of Ukraine. Order of the Keyboard Warrior: First Class.