Brown/yellow people be like: let me add 10 spices to this bland ass rice

Brown/yellow people be like: let me add 10 spices to this bland ass rice.

White people be like: beef, chicken, food.

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This but spain is included with brown people.

ytpipo be like lemm seeason those chips

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May I offer you a plate of our best cachopo to sway you the other way?

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But spain, you are not white

Are we in the european union?

Más blanco que tú, hijo

Turkey is planning to join as well, so?

i made this the other day

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And Sweden is already in the EU

Kek, doub't it
Put a photo of your forearm, with timestamp

Id rather you remember us for our cachopo and fabadas than paellas.

kek

only thing i remember you for is you being brown

Dont be upset chicano, people from the north like asturias are blond, blue eyed.

Turkey will never join EU my friend

i will cook your food spen fren

good. now we need to kick other brown leeches like you out too.

Spain is the only european country with a farm that produces certified wagyu beef

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Your food is shit
Gracie amigo italiano

our baked goods mog everyone else though
seethe

don't show this to the valencians or they get more mad than the italians

I like the weird mustards your country makes

Germany actually has one of the best cuisines in Europe if you are a lad and not a pansy nonce.
>incredible beer
>incredible bread/any baked stuff like pretzels
>some of the best gelato and chocolate after the main icecream and chocolate countries
>schnitzels probably the best thing ever
>great potato dishes
>best mustards
>best sausages
>cold cuts
>actually has good wine also
>also good dumplings
>generally good meat cookery none of that fish nonsence
>kebap