"plumber"

>"plumber"
>it's spelled "plummer" for no reason

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No it's spelled Plumber, pronounced Plummer

This
You had one job OP

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>tf
>tp
fpbp

It just reflects English conservatism. They don't adapt the spelling so you're left with sounds who haven't been pronounced for ages still in words

Make a vocaroo of you saying

Squirrel
Rural
Choir
Colonel

How is plumbery pronounced

and Lieutenant

>listen
>pronounced lissen

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>debt
>pronounced det

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foreigners saying squirrel is cute :3

This post would be better if you had a greek flag

>Guy who picks berries and can't count higher than the number of fingers
>Spelt Polack
Weird...

Just squint.

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The old Greek flag is basically just the Finnish flag, so it still works.

you learn something new every day!

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>"nigger"
>it's pronounced n-word

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*spelt

>higher than the number of fingers
Based and caveman speak pilled

nword spells brown in a mirror

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Dictionaries should be burned

Go back to Britain you fairy