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Ther Krauts aren't happy about your constant berating of them

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bossman (female) is awful to everyone but nice to me

v. odd

3 innit
gotta be 3

love the creeping areola

naught wrong with the ol' public wank
just look away you nosey bugger

warwick's let himself go
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Cringe when I remember my Wiccan phase in my late teens
Was really bitter about being raised in a middle England conservative low Anglican household and being forced to spend 2-3 hours a week in a CofE church learning and singing about Jesus

1,3,2,4

doing a corrective rape

I wish I were a southerner, maybe then I'd be a true Englishman.

amazing what lighting can do

quite a runty thread thus far
hope it picks up

Who the hell creeps around in the bushes and films people at the park though?

snowing AGAIN
will it ever stop?

any living in squalour and filth man

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haven't been blackout for a while, but I do get concerned that I might do stuff like this if I go far enough

piglet of a post

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Being a dwarf must be great for survival in times of famine
One sandwich is all you need to keep you full for the day
Eat like a normal person and you'd be morbidly obese

Pretty natural reaction to that childhood, pretty common

mad that there's willies out there that are actually that small that people need to wank with two fingers like that

ktim
One of the main reasons I drink in my room and keep the webcam in a drawer

fukkin geyser

Another happy customer.

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New milf client looks exactly like Sarah Hadland.
Wasn't wearing a wedding ring either

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2 for me, just the right body shape

until I vacuum aye

yeah, mad... haha.......

For me I'd need a #5

if that was true everyone would be a dwarf

Hypothetically assuming I was a femoid and didn't know about men
Could you answer me, does a man's dick get fatter too if he gains weight?

'kin ell

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gets smaller

well no, because evolution wasn't trying to prepare everyone for famine situations. there was a lot of other more immediately dangerous things to deal with first.

>the creeping areola
sounds like a Quake 1 level

No, it gets smaller, the fat at the base increases basically consuming inches

Not necessarily seeing as famine isn't the norm
But note how people were much shorter in history than they are today

and they all will lay with Black men

evolution is just who survives survives and passes on their genes
if short genes made people survive better when many were dying in famines they would pass on their genes but they didnt

anyone know what its like to put their soft willy inside a fanny

New toil on the horizon, pay is the same but full time WFH
Considering working abroad while pretending to be in the UK when I get settled in

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Honestly the final nail in the coffin for this country.
>Both parties now support cosmopolitan, international Neoliberal thatcherism.
>beginning of the privatisation of the NHS
>End of Social Housing construction.
Blairites are also the most slimy fucks you will ever meet in your life. The moment you start talking to them you quickly realise they're just entitled scam artists in for the money/connections rather than actually wanting to improve the country.
t.Regularly involved with local CLP and campaigning, was a member of Young Labour.

just simultaneously logged into /brit/ and wordle
will be updating you with results as i know you're all eagerly waiting on it

Shag her

sounds like you dont actually know how evolution works mate

no im not black

Lara > Miranda >Milagros > Agustina > Milena

It's "lowly"

megabants

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what if they ask you to attend an impromptu meeting

Doing a think

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how the fuck do thai ladyboys get the money to get all the work done
look loads better than their western equivalents as well

k 190

oh fuck off i just tabbed in the middle of guessing only to see your reply

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alri

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why're they wearing tartan?

asf seething lol

Shall be on the next flight back to the UK, or making up some excuse about not being near London
Hope is that the lower living cost balances things out for sudden plane trips

'ate preparing for interviews i really do

lmfao 190 we all know you goon case

1 Billion people watched the Shane Warne Memorial last night

That’s 1/8th of the entire World

Extraordinary

It's a Scots-Latinx school

one on the table's mam has already layed with a black guy

they are literally all hot,
is this because they are young?

buying flights on the day would be extortionate

Glassdoor questions & answers? Memorised. Shirt? Ironed. Suit? Dry-cleaned. Penis? Washed.

all me

reckon a good dicking will turn her back to normal again

Funny thread. Didn’t think there was anyone based on that board outside of the dbz fags

yeah give it a decade or so

Any Caodai man in??

Elton John was performing tbf
doubt 1 billion people cared about some bloke that played cricket

Catberg judging me for walking through the house with cummie wummies on my belly to grab the tissues

no idea who he is but he looks like a fucking faggot

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/brit/ will NOT like this post

jox

More people live in the singular Indian province of Uttar Pradesh, than in the entirety of Brazil.

its an AI rendering of the Scottish panama colony if it succeded

Yes I can save her.

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you're 8 billion people? eh I don't think so sunshine

put some respect on the man's name

Indians love cricket innit

VGHHH

prove otherwise buster

brainberg will not be absorbing this fact. deemed irrelevant to my life

Warnie was a shagger

died while snorting cocaine off a couple of tranny's tummies
if that's gay then call me a flaming faggot

no i don't think I will

Fuck. What's her age and name?
I think I might have unironically gone to school and had a date with this girl. Someone with almost the same scars and face at the least.

More like Uttar shite couldn't pay me to go there

I know, part of the reason I won't do it until I get settled in to see how often they require people to come in
I live nowhere near their office so if they did require me to come in they'd need more than a days notice desu