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hes fat as fuck now

Miserable hip to waist ratio that, a good arse is more than just large cheeks innit

The property crash will happen any day now...

Why "well worth"? Cos of location and that?

thats a woman mate

give me reasons we should be complete
you should be with him i can't compete

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For me it's the Standard Class 9F

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It's sad to hear that some of you shop in Lidl or Aldi but you don't need to cope about it here.
Your life is shite and I just hope your lives improve :)

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The female Prime Minister of Finland posts on the largest Finnish imageboard (ylilauta)
Can't imagine Boris or any British politician admitting to posting on Any Forums

who are you, the arse inspector?

aye

thats literally how you pronounce 'oo' you mentally ill freak
it makes an 'ew' sound not an 'or' sound

shop at Iceland me, sell all the runt slop i need

>The property crash will happen any day now...
I thought that to myself in 2015 and waited a while before putting down a deposit, and here I am 6 years later, still waiting. starting to think that it's never going to come

this isn't the largest british imageboard

Don't consider any of the current Australian politicians human. I assume when they leave the office they hang upside down in their hall cupboards.

How about all that Dave and Rorke nonsense last night lads, what a hoot

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hearing an american say "banter" makes me feel genocidal

ABOS LOOK LIKE THIS????

OUUUUUHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH BACK BACK UP AND WIN IT LAD, BACK UP BACK UP AND WIN IT OUUUUHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BABY LONG TIME BACK UP BACK UP AND WIN IT

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I would consider myself somewhat of an expert on the topic of arses yeah

Drank around 3 litres of water earlier and now I'm pissing it all out. Need to be hydrated without looking bloated for my date tonight.

Based runt slop conessiuer

Wow you're so smart

Which one is better?

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suckling a deathstick

dont care if i buy a house and the price goes down because its somewhere i live and roof over my head not an asset

how do you pronounce "poo" mate?

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pics or it didn't happen x

not really, i once saw a tranny abo hooker in Sydney. It was horrific.

Say what you will, but I'd sooner buy 15 pizzas from Iceland than one from dominos. It's just good business sense.

Putinbot here logging in for another day of relentless shitposting

>mad how the english go on about southerners and such while alba is a single united nation

So is Britain when it counts, like wars and Olympics

In the UK we give our retard separatist regionalists too much attention. Any other country (America, China, Russia, France, Spain) would crush them. We humour them. Here you go have your little fake parliament where you can make silly oppressive laws for the most northern handful of Britons. We've all left the EU as one nation state whether you like it or not.

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pawwww

at full price you probably could
but who the fuck pays for takeaway at full price

Going to try to meditate on transforming my burning murderous hatred for everyone who posts here into compassion towards you

might get something from greggos or perhaps some macaroni cheese

both shit just want netto back

>spend £400k on a house
>spend 20 years paying it off
>as soon as you're finished
>house prices crash and it's now only worth £100k
you can't tell me you wouldn't be a little miffed if that happened to you

any /successfuluntilcovidfuckedupyourlife/ man in

Unironically raised as a bit of a tarq and shopped at a mix of local shops with Waitrose for harder to find things. Went to uni in manny and was mind blown to find out you can get a shop that would normally cost £150 for £30-40. Absolutely mental shit

wish i had a vampire gf that would suck my blood

>not making your own pizza from scratch
ngmi

pough

>brb need a poff

just bought a loaf of bread which i'll enjoy much more

it's a shame that if you drink a healthy amount of water you end up look 7 months pregnant, just makes me want to not drink water tbqh

don't have the space for wheat or livestock

>look up Randall Kennedy
>disappointed face.jpg

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Lost my job stacking shelves thanks to covid. Not because of any decreased demand, they just took it as an excuse to fire anyone over the age of 20 to save $2/hr per worker.

even if it does happen it will be nowhere near that extreme
even if it was so what its like im paying monthly for the service of having a house

me?

is this the new

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They suck out your cum and steal your lifeforce by absorbing it into their bodies
Basically the same thing
Besides the whole vampire thing started as a metaphorical representation of sex

harry krishna

You can tell people who talk about "begging for a job" have never actually had one

The interview process is as much about you finding out if you like the company as it is them finding out if they like you

>Moved in with Albanians a few months ago
>They've been bros since day 1
>They offered me 10k to go to Albania, marry some hot bird, so she can get a passport, they said she will do anything I say and will suck my dick, fuck me all I want.
She looks pretty much like pic related from the pictures. What's the fucking catch here guys?

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these are actually peng as, highly recommend
just as good as takeaway pizza imo

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>he doesn't live on a massive farmstead
ngmi

NHS gives me about 30 days annual leave a year

i want her to suck my cum and my blood though

learning about ancient African history on /his/