Say an insult from your country, or try say this as best you can:
>I am the very pattern of a modern Major-General; >I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral; >I know the Kings of England, and I quote the fights historical, >From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; >I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical, >I understand equations, both simple and quadratical, >About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, >With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. >I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, >I know the scientific names of beings animalculous, >In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, >I am the very model of a modern Major-General.'
