/brit/

always seemed pretty reddit to me

Hate my job so much its unreal

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Come on

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You will never be a woman

Which ones easier, Tinder or Grindr?

hate my game engine do much it's unreal

any odious little troglodyte man in

Depends on your sexuality

peep show is an overrated stinker, people pretend they like it more than they do because so many other people pretend to like it more than they do

can hear my mum doing a big poo

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listening to sterile corporate friendly car ad music

ktiqlm (kek this is quite literally me)

Alri lads
What animal do you reckon would be the best at footie? I'm thinking Ostriches. Long legs, fast, good kick on them

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got the heating on
will have to forgo meals next week to afford this..

Im funnier desu

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>here pete pretend to finish this breakfast challenge in under 20 mins and let us post it on our facebook page as promo, we'll give you a gram of smack

If you've got your oven on for food it's free heat. Think about it.

makes you think!

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subscribed x

wheres northern ireland you know the place filled with ethnic english men larping as irish

kangaroos would have a powerful kick too

chinless spastic

Ethnic scots actually,but point stands

Why dont poor ones just buy woolen jumpers or make smaller rooms?

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fucking knew i should have bought some rubles

hanging bacon rashers on the radiator next to my socks

She's pretty

you really do need to start understanding that people that say they are scottish and irish are english

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Nah G

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already a fair few monkeys in the sport! (haha)

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so many orange slags on tinder they actually look like clowns, who does this appeal to? who actually finds botox and duck lips and orange tans attractive? this fucking island is full of absolute dogs

ironing my boxers in the George foreman

I saw yesterday that the Kraut leader is demanding that Krauts use less energy
They will as well, they are very subservient to their leaders

Cooking eggs with my hairdryer

I love how we stopped exporting rolls Royce and whiskey to Russia. We literally sanctioned our own companies to teach Putin a lesson

You cant lmfao its impossible for common folk to buy them now

Who are you guys talking to desu

Deanos

No matches today mate?

warming up the room with my ps4

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chicken and egg isn't it
does Deano want orange birds with slugs for lips so they follow his wishes
or do birds clownify themselves and Deano starts to like that aesthetic

My 2 grand pay rise gives me way more a month than i realised. Very nice

lots of snow outside where i am. shall i go frolick?

>we
Yes the famous English whisky

Using my toaster as a heated foot rest

Or, I don't know, don't start a war with Russia for twitter likes

Wish these home covid tests I ordered would hurry up, fucking sick of quarantine.

Why do you guys just post aimlessly instead of responding to each other desu

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should have realised. God forbid the common man make a few shekels

no its not (have a method)

This is deep bro

Kys

making scrambled eggs in the tumble dryer

arse bum arse

i like women with droppy eyes, it gives off a innocent feeling to her

Rorkes mum cutting his hair with kitchen scissors

thats me

thats liteally me

look me go

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How much more de lad?

cant believe mikey posted his face when he was drunk

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washing dirty veg in the shower

You

England isn't a sovereign nation, idiot

pretty high and drunk
wish i had an american ginger bf
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2 grand a year?

leftymong pretending the line is dropping out on the phone to the baliff

what is the meaning of life mihai

Take your meds matt. Your mum is worried about you

business idea: poo as currency

poo bollocks

Putting pasta into the kettle and boiling it

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Boring thread

/cum/ is better

me? thrift shop bargain hunter ebay entrepeneur making 120 quid a day

would you settle for an austrlaian one

scouring yo mama jokes to find ingenious ways to heat my home on the cheap

yeah it is
england can pay for itself england is self sufficient we've got our own laws our own language our own parliment our own monarchy

england is about as sovereign as its possible to be

need to start selling my old shit online

Done a wank last night and at some point I managed to get some jizz on my face

leftymong switching his current account every month for the £100 welcome bonus

Where do you lads go when /brit/ gets too boring?

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mad that the govenrment has banned the sale of rubles in the uk

wanking over gibbymoo fingering hersen