what now?
You wake up tomorrow and these two nations have swapped places
Russia’s better off
Brazil’s much worse off.
Would Brazil try invading eastern Europe or are they too chill for that?
We would invade japan
NONONONO
>you will never explore the brazilian steppe
brazilians will freeze to death
our government would get frantic to cooperate with Brazil not to let China invade them.
Except gauchos
guess we're watching the Russian invasion of Uruguay now
Belarus sweating.
china would fear them
brazil would be alright, with no crazy imperialistic dreams brazil would bend the knee for europe, join nato and with all the natural resources and euro dependency the new brazil would flourish
brazil would crush nato
annex china
They aren't very Brazilian to begin with.
This. And the Russians would all get sunburned.
Probably race between USA and Russia to invade as many south/central American countries as possible
SNOW
brazil is a whore, it would sell for the highest bidder and russia being big, full resources and at close proximity to major consumers that could be a good thing
>you'll never hang out at the beach eating macaco borsht with svetlana and anastasia
BUNDA
>Brazilians now actively help Romania because of le Latin brothers
east siberia is almost empty and only sparsely populated.
that region has been stabilized thanks to Russia purporting to be a military colossus.
>Brazilian Karelia and Finno-Ugric lands
Nuke them with Väinämöinen class warhead
How could does it even get in the south?
Brazilians get their wish of finally being white
Sao Paulo -> Svyatoy Pavel
Rio de janeiro -> Yanvarskaya Reka
Saint petersburg -> Ciudad do Sao Pedro
Below 0 c sometimes
Z̃
>Moscão
lol
Brazilians can't deal with cold waves and everyone dies.
Russians can't deal with heat waves and everyone dies.
>Ciudad do Sao Pedro
Should be Cidade do Santo Pedro
they'll be fine
good observation
moscou is a slang here in brazil so moscou could stay the same
moscou means something like "you lackin" here?