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*proclaims myself dictator of /brit/*
alri

next season of taskmaster has three women, TWO of whom are darkies
show's gone to shit since it changed channel

Cannot wait to vote for big strong ScoMo again in the next election. The man has led this country through the fire and the floods, a proven leader.

Going on a date tonight
Shitting meself

if you vote for that hideous pants-shitter i'll give you a smack

scottbros it's not looking good

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Good luck lad, just remember she's lucky to be doing out with you!

the liberals thought they had no chance of winning the 2019 election either

kek looks like my genome sequence

ScoMo has his faults, but he's far better than the alternative.
That is why I officially endorse the Liberal/National coalition for more strong government.

in a VERY good mood today
everything coming up roses
loving life

feeling a bit true blue this morning

going to start talking to random people on the street in order to cure my social disability

mental how many internal leadership spills we've had since kevin rudd, almost italy-tier

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Just talk about BMWF divorce rates and you're good lad

Get in

Tremendous support from the old country, thank you.

then they'll give you a creeped out, bordering on disgusted look and go home and tell all their friends about the freak who approached them today and have a good laugh at your expense

mad how there isnt a single funny woman

Is Washington Post being based for once?

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fallen in love with that black-haired cartoon girl from telepurte videos

never seen dad's google history i take it?

fuck sake i've got to attend a teams meeting (shan't be turning my camera on)

My life for the past two months la. You learn to drown it out

Kin ell mate calm down. You're probably writing this post on the traditional land of the wowggwffjuroowwggada people as we speak

..yh

makes you think doesnt it

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Right chavvy cunt picking fights on the bus

Hehe, passing on the advice your mum gave you?

>for more strong government
Fucking bootlicker

just got the proper runny shits because I ate a whole can of eclipse mints. Would do it agin too

be a hero

is it leaving a tingling minty sensation around your ringpiece?

bet you cant eat two cans and a pint of castor oil

Andrew

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is there a slight minty scent to the shit?

You looking down trying to avoid eye contact? You've been training for this moment your entire life!

no

Sex

Want to swallow a length of dental floss and laugh as I shit out a string of it like a cat haha

I want to kiss Emma Watson’s buttcrack.

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IGGER

Still thinking of the missus getting defiled by BLACK men

Painfully unfunny leaf. Just say it all together or GTFO.

my poo sometimes has a minty taste, not sure why

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used to habitually pull bits of thread out of towels and swallow them and they'd always play havoc with my poos