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did you lads ever wank at school/toil?

aye had a wank under the desk in detention once

Hippy hipsters
Elf eared magical existentialists that know neuroscience

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did it in the school toilets a few times

ever sling your pork sword up her shit pipe?

No but I ditched school to play a lot of violent video games

*BURRRWWHHAAAAALLLLLUUUPPPPPP*

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Any homicidal man in?

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every parent's worst nightmare you

not really relevant to the question. a random, worthless comment by a blithering dolt. see yourself out immediately

me and the lads would buy zoo/nuts the odd time and wank over it in some bushes behind some school buildings

I'm the golden child
Shan't
British culture

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yanks doing an excellent job of reminding /brit/ why we don't like them much

whole room smells like mcdonalds burger pickles

good gibbymoorning to you

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NZ > AUS

literally who?

the only people who say they like new zealand better are those who don't know much about new zealand

Imagine being Australian living in 95% desert when the country next door is a literal paradise island lmao

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niggas watch lord of the rings once

The next autismbux payment from Centrelink is $984.73 on April 4th. Going to have a good time with that one. Haha

Cope and seethe, Bruce. Your country is shit lmao

might batter my turbot if you catch my drift

wew lad he told you off

>lord of the rings
>sheep
>getting angry when people mistake them for australians despite the accent being almost exactly the same
>kiwis
thats all I need to know about new zealand

the gibbster

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Not really. Brits are cuck nation

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