Want to know a secret?

No one in Australia lives in the sand.
No one suffers in Australia.
Everyone lives in areas like pic related.
That is what a town looks like in Australia.

Remember though, Australia is full,
You can't even visit this paradise of a continent.
You will never be an Australian,
You will never walk around bear foot in a country with all 10 of the most venomous snakes,
You will never have sex with Australian women that are drunk on cheap wine,
You will never drive a ute,
You will never be part of paradise.

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im working on immigrating to australia after i graduate cause I'm 100% some shit is going to down in europe in the near future

What about full don't you understand?

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I will kill an australian family to make space and to usurp their house

That's why it is full, we know the rest of the world wants a slice of our cake.

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too bad australians will have turned even that into the sahara by 30 years' time

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So why does NASA data show 70%+ increase of green areas since 1970 in Australia?

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Behind every blade of grass is a spider or an unassuming plant that if you get too close will put you in a decade of agony. No thanks, keep your hellhole.

kek, Australia is one of the easiest western countries to immigrate to with available visas and the speed at which they're processed

VGH, THE ROLLING GREY QUARANTINE CAMPS OF ΔVSTRΔLIΔ

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This is a myth and has been debunked.

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95% of the people live in the same 5 or 6 cities
a nation of city dwelling poofters

City people are scum this doesn't change in any country.

dont fucking tell them you retard

>You will never be an Australian
And that’s a good thing because you guys have horrible insects

i WILL migrate to land down under
i WILL drive your property prices up
i WILL take your job
i WILL decrease your wage
i WILL talk with an ugly accent
i WILL disrespect your culture
and you WILL be happy

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can't tell if blind.

australia and southeast africa are getting bleached (lol) compared to most of the other regions. Northern Mexico, Tibet, and Southern Brazil as well

why are Aboriginal women taller than Australian men?

Ummm Ivan didn't you hear?
No Russians allowed, you have to flee from Ukraine to be allowed in Australia as a Russian.

I want to go to Freedomland and own a gun.

I am willing to give up having healthcare for this.

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I'm an Asian male and I suffer.

I live in a desolate arctic tundra with no trees or plants, constant blizzards, perennial darkness and an average yearly temperature of -5°; not to mention power and water problems alongside shousing and food instability.
Wouldn't live any other way. Australia seems nice, but can eat my shorts for all I care.

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*house