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I wish I could live inside Emma Watson’s rectum.

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I swear to god I hope US and NATO special forces smash through your windows and point blank execute every west
-hating pro-dictatorship rightoid Putin shill who posts on this website
NATO are the good guys & unironically based. Manbaby and underaged Putin slaves will never have sex and always just take the most contrarian edgy position. Traitorous scum and collaborators get the rope.

Ben waiting at the Ukraine/russia border for 22 year old female Ukranian refugees, what a nice lad.

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I'm a Rorke, and I stand with Dave. Just as England has its right to its own homeland free from invaders, so does Ukraine.

no idea who Dave is
>omg newfag
yeah who cares

America needs Socialism.

Britain cries out for Radical Daveism.

Anyone know where to find grave glovewort [4] and [5]

Chilling

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While you guys moan about politics, I'm living my best life with my homie Aaron the rhino. He is an adrenaline junkie like me. We go scuba diving, sky diving, motocross, Bungie jumping (here he is last summer doing his 5th jump).
Currently we are making Aaron a custom wingsuit that fits a rhino. We shred rocket power style

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same also im trans btw

=O

^ that’s the face putinfaggots make when sputnik tells them Putin just wrestled 10 beats naked and they’ll get to see pics if they spam “dave” on Any Forums tonight

Dave taking a battering ITT

woah... so this is who destroyed Britain... a fat woman... powerful

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"Dave" is some imaginary person that the Russian bots and shills keep going on about
Say anything critical about Russia or Putin or the war and they will start shouting DAVE at you too

Tonight's watch, as it were.

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Ok dave

Leftypol gets all his info about Sputnik from guardian articles

Anyone ever been here? Looks nice

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_(Belgium)

Business idea: a double sex toilet specifically designed for couples to shag whilst also having a poo at the same time.

Dave Rorke frothing at the mouth after being told Bradley Walsh is a moron who hosts a show for plebs.

Unironically this

My gf is in love with me, the fool.

I think it's entirely possible to dislike NATO, it's provocative expansion and the increasingly cancerous idpol-obsessed Western world AND ALSO think Putin is a deranged tyrannical menace.
Dunno why people think you need to be one side, or the other.

Dave is losing it in our private putin bot discord server. He wants to quit but our lieutenant-manager promised to shoot him if he stops shilling right now

KEEP DAVE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH

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Putinbot, despite supposedly being in the UK, gets all his news about Britain from Russian State media and then proceeds to lecture Rorke and leftypol on what's actually happening here.

Seeing all the Ukrainian refugees makes me cry. Putin is a sick man

Anyone hear about this mp who has come out as a tranny though still referring to themself as a he and allegedly bumraped last year. Fucking weird. Seems fishy to me. Seems like damage control to come out as Britains first "trans" mp.

it's the binary American way of thinking. everyone and everything needs to be at the extreme ends. they cannot entertain complex ideas and thoughts.

reminds me of that pee/poo toilet

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Here's Aaron the rhino coming out of the bush after a night of drinking and taco bell. Hahahha. He said "never eating that shite again" but if course we had taco bell a week later. He's a mad man

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He's denazifying

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You lot started it

> provocative expansion

The expansion can only be seen as provocative if you’re Russians who want control over Eastern Europe. Immediately after the USSR collapsed (still gives me warm fuzzies) all those countries immediately tried to join NATO and Putin has done nothing but vindicate them over the years.

> “nooo don’t join a defensive alliance that’s provocative”
> joins NATO anyway because they’re scared of you invading them
> “nooo I’m so provoked I have to invade the only one who didn’t join now how could you big meanies make me do this :(“

Seeing all the piles of corpses of dead civilians, women and children, who were purposefully targeted doesn't make me sad. It makes me angry.
I hope the Ukrainians torture every Russian captive they get and make sure they can never walk again or fuck again.
I want every fucking Russian dead or mentally and physically scarred for life.

Seething and frothing at the mouth again are you, Dave? Not a good look.

Dave please, you need psychiatric help.

He committed a hit and run felony last year, so pulled a Katelyn Jenner to avoid getting a criminal record and getting booted from Westminster

yeah
too many eccies

>a toilet that you can both pee and poo in
Genius!

pee/poo toilet pictured

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Dave designing Putin in the Sims then putting him in the pool and deleting the ladder.

You have to choose the side okay. Because it's either terrorist or jews who occupied their land. It's either usa or ussr who started the wat in Afghanistan. Do you want war to come to your home? Then choose!

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Yeah it’s literally damage control because he’s in trouble for going on a mad bender and doing a hit and run while coked off his skull lmao, proper legend if you ask me

Also he said he has gender dysphoria not that’s he’s trans, think he added that subtle nuance so he doesn’t have to cut his dick off to avoid losing his job

The scran.

What you guys eating tonight?

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Go back to Lithuania. Never return

It's only provocative expansion if you believe Russia somehow has the right to control and decide the internal affairs of all former Soviet and Warsaw Pact states.
If you truly view those nations as sovereign then Russia has no right to protest against their free association with a defensive alliance.

The name's Arse. Sex Arse.

youre just ass bad as putin

Started what?

What threat was Russia to NATO prior to 2014? Collapse of the USSR ruined them practically had to accept US funding to ensure their nuclear arsenal didn't fall into separatists hands.

What's his name?

I'm British, unlike you Putinbot

Dave declaring that he is now living as a woman.

some of you lot really need yer necks wringing in
sitting up at this hour posting aboot dave or whatever the fuck
git a fucking grip, absolute wee roasters the lot of yees

While you waste your time at shilltoil here on Any Forums Tatiana is at home sucking off another Ivan

Putin has now come out as trans to avoid getting done for war crimes. Legend

The name's Dave. Dave Dave.

Anyone else a battle rapper? My flow is like lava tbqh

I AM DAVE!

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no, a toilet with a separate hole and pipe for your pee. its used in 3rd world countries for compost purposes

idea is your poo goes down the hatch and becomes compost. your pee goes down a different hatch and becomes compost as well, because some research suggests pee is more potent compost when its not mixed in with the poo

these are all outhouse style toilets, of course. not hooked up to central sewer system or anything

jamie wallis

DNR just announced a new flag and it's a picture of George Floyd with a trans flag on the background. LNR decided to replace their flag for BLM one

Serious question, how much would you need to be paid to be a paid shill for Russia?

DUNKACHINO

>Dave!? Oh do me a favour.

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Dave will be banging on about ISIS being a "defensive alliance" next

kind of mad spiderland is only 6 songs long.

Daves around the world unite

God Save Our Gracious Dave

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That’s the entire point. Russia is a joke of a threat to NATO, they know they would get obliterated if they ever attacked NATO which is precisely why the small Eastern European countries who are genuinely under threat from Russia want to join NATO so desperately.

NATO is not at threat here, it’s the ex soviet countries, as Putin has proven time and time again. NATO is the safe space where the Russian threat becomes manageable and Putin has done nothing but convince anyone left on the fence that NATO is where they need to be.

shame phoebe bridgers is such an identity politician because she would make perfect nordic girlfriend looks wise

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I'm eating nutella out the jar

Dave having his Sky News privileges removed at the psychiatric ward after tonight

They'll only end up losing more if their province than they already have have and smelling more of their children cook in their own shot pants.

They've lost. The had lost before the war started eight years ago. They're just too fuckwitted to realise it. And the West us happy for them to burn because we don't really want an openly fascist bunch of smelly gypsies creating a European analog of "palestine" in our backyard.

> keano.jpg

Way to out yourself Ivan

>And now, we're off to /brit/, we're London Paki had suffered defeat at the hands of Dave in the last THREE threads, can he end the losing streak or will it be another DAVE VICTORY. Mikey the Pikey, was there today.

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Last picture ever taken of me mum. No one knows what happened exactly, but she up and vanished around this time. My dad thinks she ran off with her new lover, a dirty Bruce if there ever was one. Wish she'd come back and explain why she abandoned us like that. Cry everyday me

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>identity politician
>perfect nordic
The irony

yeah so anyways, here's more of that pee poo toilet

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end of the day he shags and 90% of /brit/ does not
so seethe on

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> the small Eastern European countries who are genuinely under threat from Russia want to join NATO so desperately.
What threat was that prior to 2014? I've asked you and you've refused to answer.
NATO had no need at all to expand that far East after the collapse of the USSR and parking military bases a few hundred miles from St Petersburg is only ever going to look like provocation.

Fun fact: male pee kills bushes and other plants. Female pee doesn't. Girls can pee all over plants and it doesn't hurt them