You wake up in small town in North Brazil

>you wake up in small town in North Brazil
what's your next move?

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kill and pillage

leave

immediately scream BUENOS DIAS DONDE LOS PUTAS

go drink my morning coffee to start my day in Bvndaparadise

Looks comfy, I interact with the locals a bit then fuck back to my home through the closest airport

shit myself

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that's good choice tbfqh, laws don't work very much around here
BASEADO CONQUISTADOR
im trying to fuck a putinha

Yes, gib me some açaí and peixe frito. vlw.

this

Become a drug lord.

Your country is literally Africa tier.

I know, but I brazil makes gore videos.

Fair enough, Kyrgyzstan seems comfy desu, do you like it?

based
You acting just like the local citizen on northern half of brazil

get a black GF

>become king of village
>make machetes illegal
cant kill me now cartels

yeah, I live fairly comfortably around other asians/turks.

that must be the good white part of the country because the northern parts of countries are always the best part so I stick around

Go to the nearest airport (Probably 500 miles away)

I try to remember how this happened, then i unlock my jumping super powers and go to fight some aliens at the edge of the milky-way