>you wake up in small town in North Brazil
what's your next move?
You wake up in small town in North Brazil
kill and pillage
leave
immediately scream BUENOS DIAS DONDE LOS PUTAS
go drink my morning coffee to start my day in Bvndaparadise
Looks comfy, I interact with the locals a bit then fuck back to my home through the closest airport
shit myself
that's good choice tbfqh, laws don't work very much around here
BASEADO CONQUISTADOR
im trying to fuck a putinha
Yes, gib me some açaí and peixe frito. vlw.
this
Become a drug lord.
Your country is literally Africa tier.
I know, but I brazil makes gore videos.
Fair enough, Kyrgyzstan seems comfy desu, do you like it?
based
You acting just like the local citizen on northern half of brazil
get a black GF
>become king of village
>make machetes illegal
cant kill me now cartels
yeah, I live fairly comfortably around other asians/turks.
that must be the good white part of the country because the northern parts of countries are always the best part so I stick around
Go to the nearest airport (Probably 500 miles away)
I try to remember how this happened, then i unlock my jumping super powers and go to fight some aliens at the edge of the milky-way